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Me when new smart devices are created

MaryJane's

This is one of my fave images of all time

I've never tried tbh. She's been good so far. She's just been sleeping on my bed for the most part lol

Nah. She's just a weirdo

Hey! It's doing a lot better. I still have a headache but that's to be expected. My neurologist called in some meds to help expedite recovery. I probably shouldn't be on lemmy, but the boredom was making me anxious and I decided that I needed a lil screentime to distract myself

"The hand that feeds deserves to be bitten when it beats." - Hand that Feeds by the Crane Wives

When being broke as fuck is getting me down, I jam to that song and I don't feel so bad after.

Thank you!

I have like maybe one drink every six months. Maybe

I did get a CT and it was fine. I spoke to my neurologist and she called in some meds and all that for me.

Thank you! My neurologist looked at the CT and discussed my symptoms with me. She called in some meds and wants me to make a follow-up appointment. I'm feeling a bit better now, and hopefully I'll be recovered enough by the end of the weekend for work to not be hell on Monday.

As God intended

Oh man I'm the Drifter in Warframe. Idk if I love or hate that

It's not even a catchphrase. It's a threat

I went to a no kings protest in my very red, very rural area and there were hundreds of people. I expected like a dozen of us. Protestors filled the area on the side of the street we started on and people had to start filling in the other. We got nothing but honks of support and cheers from passing cars. It was such an amazing turnout and it was such a great experience.

I stayed just outside of DC a couple weeks ago. I went into a run-down Dunkin and it was operated entirely in Spanish aside from the cashier knowing just enough English to take orders from people who aren't fluent in Spanish. I knew enough Spanish to be able to get my order when it was called. As I was leaving, a cop came in and started counting every brown person there. He made a big show of it, too, and people started panicking.

I honestly didn't know what to do in that situation. I was hungover as hell, broke, and had to drive 5 hours to get home so I could wake up for work the next day. I decided to just hang out and make sure the cop knew that I was watching him. I had my phone out and ready to record if more serious shit started happening. After a few minutes, the cop went back outside to his squad car and I pretended like I totally just happened to be leaving at the same time. When I blatantly eavesdropped on the cop and his buddy in the squad car outside, I heard them laughing about the whole thing. Apparently terroizing immigrants and their families is a fucking game to those bastards.

The patrons of the place cleared out immediately after the cops were gone. I stayed parked at that Dunkin for a good half an hour after everyone who could leave did and nothing else happened.

I have no idea if I should have done something more in that situation. I wanted to tell the cop to get the fuck out of there. I wanted to say some witty shit like "Oh man, I didn't order ice with my coffee."

I kinda freaked out internally when I realized what was happening but I couldn't bring myself to just leave despite my instincts telling me to. So I just made my presence and opposition to the cop known in a way that couldn't (legally) get me arrested and hoped for the best.

Lmao I love how folks are telling the VOICE OF GOD ON EARTH that he's wrong.

(I'm an atheist and don't believe it, but this whole situation is hilarious.)

If you can't grow your own black holes, store-bought is fine.