The irony of posting this take under an article about rigging an election. Think for a second, what are the odds that this is the first time they tried this?

Also, the "candy" part of it's name comes from the fact that in it's first appearance (SMT if...) it was a consumable item instead of a spell.

Communism is when no golf.

Socialism is when mini golf.

Under a giant banner that read "Prove me wrong". Sometimes the stars align and deliver cosmic irony that no writer can compete with.

Trying to change the status quo

Super villains are usually trying to take over the world or rob banks and shit. That's like saying Jeffery Dahmer was just trying to have a snack.

What the fuck did Mexico do?

"Libertarian party endorses man who fought to install authoritarian dictatorship."

Whatever happened to the whole "Don't tread on me" slogan? Oh right. I forgot it was all bullshit.

Zebraforce would be a kickass band name.

Voltaire never said that. He lived under a monarchy, so it wouldn't have made sense if he did. That quote was made up by a neo nazi and falsely attributed to him.

That is literally a swastika.

"Safer Kentucky Act"

Orwellian is not a strong enough word. This shit is beyond parody.

Transphobe who talks like a JRPG villain. Here's a rationalwiki article about her.

This is the shit Musk thinks is too left wing.

To be fair, people tried to shoot him too.

YouTube's algorithm is garbage though, so that information is worthless. Pretty sure it pushes right wing stuff on anyone remotely interested in politics regardless of affiliation. As for me, my watch history is off, so that isn't possible in the first place.

Did r/ihadastroke migrate here from reddit yet? Because that quote belongs there.

That was debunked.

"Charlie Kirk was someone who encouraged everyone to love others,”

I audibly burst out laughing. Ether this fucker had no idea who he was before he died, or he is lying his ass off.

Wrongly, because the Bible not only doesn't condemn it but actually gives instructions on how to perform one. (Numbers 5:11-31)

Also, souls haven't been proven to exist, so it's kind of moot.

I never understood why he would say that to begin with. It's not like his brand of comedy was ever particularly edgy. Obviously the "people are too sensitive these days" thing is stupid, but it felt extra strange coming from him.