It blows my mind that he had sex with countless little girls aged about 14 and literally nobody bats an eye

How tf does he just go wherever he wants? Somebody please just fucking get rid of him.

Have we forgotten how many 5 year olds that man has deflowered?

He shouldn't be anywhere near public places.

Just make console. And then sell games for that console.

How hard can that be?

Ha. As a recovering cocaine addict this is funny. Because I'm in this place all the time. All my friends still do coke. Sometimes you just end up in the cubicle out of habit and then realise... Oh, I don't do coke anymore. I'll just watch.

I'm gonna be perfectly honest, I didn't think ANY Americans could afford healthcare.

I hope somebody liberates that country. I feel sorry for poor everyday Americans. It's like north Korea.

It's 11:05am in Spain right now. I guarantee there will be people still partying right now.

There'll be people hungover on the sofas in their villas, some enjoying a big breakfast in the sun, and probably quite a few who are currently not turning up for work.

It's a good day to be Spanish.

Is it a super adventure club?

Why is this in programmer humour?

Why is this funny?

Not my little boy. All he ever does is sleep.

Don't be sad that's gone, appreciate that it ever happened.

Also, remember to look up into the void and realise there's a genuine possibility that that goes on forever and none of this really matters.

You're literally stuck to a rock in the middle of nowhere and nobody knows why.

"Thanks for telling me, but what am I supposed to do about it? I've got work in the morning and deadlines are getting tight."

It's the opposite for me. Weed gives me the motivation to do things.

'MURICA!

I genuinely feel so blessed I don't live in that country.

I think people should take some responsibility and choose to be born earlier next time. If somebody buys a house before you do, we'll... That's on you.

Just remember this guy is a scapegoat. The real evil dudes got away Scot free... As they always do

It's socially acceptable to punch JK. I think the first person to do it would become a hero, and would quite possibly retire very happy after all the donations.

Don't let these people feel safe in our countries. They are not.

That's an easy choice. Bin Laden wasn't even that bad of a guy.

We did however, evolve to see it. And say...

"Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a really awesome day! We're all trying our best with what we know, so give yourself a break. You've got this. Just one foot in front of the other."

AC: Pokémon

Humans are fucking weird