So. Underpaid highschool teacher is held to a higher standard then checks notes ex-president(and traitor to) the united states.

Yoga swing.

Anytime an adult asks what it is and I explain. They always - always always - assume its a sex swing.

Which, admittedly it could very well be if the wife wasn't so damn unwilling.

"raped" they raped him. Even by americas fucked up definition of rape. Raped him. Why can't news just say 'they raped the man' always with weird innuendos.

The police are rapists. So easy to type. Almost flows off the keys.

But when I post anything anti-genocide - I get banned from Facebook for being anti-Semitic?

America. Are you ok? Blink twice if you need international help.

Or about just a friend from the north?

How do you say freedom in fascist American?

If you express grandiose delusions you should be sitting in a psychiatric chair. Not a senate chair.

Now you gotta check for ticks.

Fucking ticks. Ruining my frolicking

Not stupid answer :

After cremation - all metal artifacts are given back to the family should they want them.

I hope my kids take the titanium from my spine.

about to make comment - checks sub-lemmy

Phew I almost said something serious on a silly sub.

Don't let this sensational headline fool you. These are not the 1% not even close.

I have never - ever - dropped a device off anywhere.

I have spent hours and hours learning new skills, trouble shooting, and engaging in forums with people who know better than me.

But just drop it off? Never.

Wait wait.

I dropped off my ps2 to get modded.

I'm always surprised this doesn't happen much more often - especially on shows like 'just for laughs - gags'

Like. Impersonating a police officer. How the fuck aren't these assholes in jail ?

I've only gotten MORE healthy and strong.

My sex drive hasn't gone down like media tells me

Retirement is a fantasy

When I look at homeless people I think 'that could be me in 4 months if I miss 2 weeks of work.

I dunno why I individually responded to people when I should've just done this.

It's because one of your peripherals is set to wake state. You can google how to figure that out.

I turned my mouse and keyboard off from this. The mouse will wake it even if you move it. So f that. Keyboard. Some. Keyboards will wake just by having an active transmission (so manually turn it off every time - no thanks)

Now I manually have to touch my power button to wake.

Almost as unfortunate as being an innocent man shoved to the ground and having the life literally squeezed from you.

I'm on my 5th year with my Oneplus 6.

I suspect I'd I do a full wipe, a new OS and a fresh battery I should be able to keep it going for a couple more.

Phones plateaued for me. It runs fast. It holds more then enough data.

Camera is a little slow. I've been told to stop using the default camera app. But then the double click to open won't work.

Phone plateaued 5 years ago for the average user.

I have a one plus 6. I'm on it for hours everyday. Reading. Browsing. Listening. No gaming. Lots of pictures.

My online data ran out long before my phone data - for pictures.

Phone runs fast. No more updates so nothing changes on me anymore.

I have zero reason to update. Would I like a better camera? Sure. But not for 1200$ I don't.

Could my battery last longer? Yeah. Sure. But I can replace it if I want for 20-40$

My next phone will probably be a refurbished last Gen phone. Nothing more then 400 I imagine.

The reddit posts I saw made it seem WAY more complicated then it was.

It made it seem I was going to have to make dozens of different users. That it was going to be an issue posting to different instances. That I was going to need several programs to talk to eachother..

Mean while. I signed up. Sync told me. 'hey! You just got lemmy - I already work for that!' and here I am. Sometime I forget this isn't reddit.

Seriously. Whatever flyers you want to spread for reddit needs to show how EASY it is to come here.

Speaking of that. Do we lemmings have a dedicated post we can share to redditor who are ready to switch?

That's Exactly the woman I want teaching sex Ed.

We had a priest... Teaching sex Ed... That's like having a blind person instruct drivers Ed.