I will add that the whole thing makes me think of this now whenever I see him:

Why is he dressed like Sub-Zero?

Lemmings don’t actually do that; Disney threw lemmings off a cliff because it made for a more compelling documentary:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/white-wilderness-lemming-suicide/

I hardly knew ‘em!

I really need to get my old SoundBlaster 16 reinstalled.

A reboot? There can be only one.

And my ex

I helped co-found a guild back when WOW was new - I was the guild webmaster. The guild never really got that big or active, but here it is 20 years later and I still occasionally get credit card offers in the mail for “The Blackrazor Brotherhood.”

Some of my favorite gaming memories are from my time in a guild called The Sylvan Guard on an EverQuest server around 1998 or so. It was a small guild but the last time I saw a question similar to this posted, on Reddit a few years ago, I checked in and so did a former guild-mate I hadn’t spoken with in decades.

Are you on iOS? I am and have different Focuses set up. One for work, one for home, one for the gym, etc. Each is geobounded and has its own background, apps, notification preferences, etc. I’ve found that with wefwef, since it is a web app, each focus winds up with its own instance. So I may update the instance of wefwef on the Work focus to .15, but when I switch to the Home focus that instance is still back at .14 and telling me that there is an update available.

VERBOSE

Okay, now try asking again.

While I agree that he’s an idiot, I tend to think his disavowal has more to do with his malignant narcissism: he can’t accept being associated with people who others view as weak, and in his view taking a guilty plea means you’re weak. In his mind, saying he knows her and hired her means admitting he made a bad judgment call, and that’s simply not something he’s capable of admitting (even to himself.)

I knew that flavor was sus

I could see how the whole “witness me!” thing originated more civilly, with the requirement being two unrelated witnesses and a notary on float application paperwork.

“Ain’t no law says a president can’t lead a coup.”

They were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

So maybe don’t stand so close to the edge?

You’re goddamn right.

Pretty much a coin flip.

Supraland is the game you want - it fits all your criteria except the most important one: it’s currently Unsupported on SteamDeck. I found reports of people getting it to work but not without some fiddling. It has a sequel, though, which is just as good and which is Verified. The sequel is called Supraland: Six Inches Under.

The first game is an indie gem made mostly by one guy but it is very polished. This sequel was made by a small team. Don’t let the cute graphics throw you - it’s not a kids game. It’s a first-person open world metroidvania (not really a shooter, though there are enemies you’ll be hitting) with gameplay reminiscent of Portal, Zelda, and Metroid. Currently on sale for 40% off ($11.99). About 8-20 hours long.