Mugger of Pearl!

Never knew about this. Also, it allegedly gets upgraded to pepper in your 30s. Oof.

Just lower your body temperature like that dude who climbs Everest naked.

This one bro, this is the comment that broke me.

You must ponder your orb.

Wonder is the devs could slip a Linux port of the game out with a portable hard drive. It would be a shame if someone accidentally uploaded the game off said drive to the internet.

Dumber things have happened. I was imagining this song.

Inshallah

Good, labor needs teeth again.

If violet ever leaves the fediverse I'll be sad. I feel like this is unique tier horny posting. Godspeed 🫡

"The solution to pollution is dilution." Muthafuckin mechanical Dr Seuss. An engine and word smith.

Inshallah, we can make it 1780s France.

Nifty. I couldn't see a practical use for myself but, it's cool none the less.

Lmfao Audiovisual Auto-alert.

I don't think it was the Mexican farmers that gave us diabeetus. I'd blame it on the sugar cartels in the US.

That fucking soy face on Ms. Frizzle is what sent me over the edge.

Aquire your wages!

Lol, lmfao even.

Limit testing the highest pressure situations on the highest earning individuals.

May your moisture forever be abundant & your fluids flow freely my friend🖖