Matthew Broderick killed 2 people while drunk driving in 1987 and got away with it

Edit: he was not drunk, he swerved into oncoming traffic. He was in northern Ireland and his reason for doing so is unknown by his account, he can't remember anything about it.

I'm off work and at home by 4pm, so I'll have a joint if I like, thanks.

Good point, that belt is crucial to concealing your powerful enchanted lingerie.

The average human is a Chinese guy named Mohammed Wang

Yea unfortunately the entire Gameboy community was re-introduced to this guy because of the modretro chromatic. You know things are fucked when you have an ethical dilemma about buying a Gameboy.

Even Stadia had the courtesy to send everyone full lifetime refunds.

The West has propagandized relying on parents because it's good for business. Staying with your parents is one less house they can sell, one less car, one less bedroom furniture set, etc.

You are defeating capitalist greed and helping the planet by utilizing less redundant resources like you would living seperately.

I mean if both of you are daily bathers and not sweating all day, there is no issue. If anything a tiny bit of smell can be nice, really let's the pheromones do their work.

Every network engineer must lock themselves out of a node at some point, it is a rite of passage.

"seeing you hanging out with me" doesn't feel very natural

Otherwise this is really great, the last panel alone is a great reaction imagine.

Who goes to a BBQ and gets all sides?

Privacy is a personal journey by nature. No use it getting worked up over how private anyone else is.

now is a great time to come back. The bot crisis is "over" so casual queue is playable again. The halloween maps are always so much fun too.

They consider Quake a "key franchise"?

Could have fooled me. Why aren't we getting Quake games then?

Get a bidet. If you learn to relax a bit you can actually get some water inside and then shoot it back out to really clean all the bits when you have those bad poop days. It feels incredible.

RIP my @tuta.io email address lmao

NOC technician. I monitor the internet infrastructure for a school district, remotely troubleshoot networking equipment, dispatch field resources, set up maintenance projects, coordinate with vendors, that sorta thing.

"your teeths enamel is so important for dental health! That's why I'm going to have this bored 23 year old woman scratch the fuck out of your teeth so they develop cavities later!"

Yea lately I've been playing a bunch of Quake and Doom mods/wads/paks. There are probably tens of thousands of hours worth of free content available for both of these games. Kinda makes it hard to justify buying a new game when I could go download some masterpiece Quake campaign for free.

I don't think they tried releasing a compelling product.