I was playing the "take a shot everytime Swift endorses Biden" game. I am angrily sober...

Relevant comic?

Is the job to be interacting with a computer for the entire duration of your shift? Fuck this incentive structure that requires people to fake touching their computer parts to show that work is being done.

Helpful neighbor: "No, I'm with ICE and I'm arresting you motherfuckers."

*We all get to pretend to be ICE or whatever the fuck if there's no requirement to prove who you are

Saudi bros just bought an incredible pair of $500million gold sneakers.

Did boss' daughter have an eating disorder, because that's a pretty savage callout.

Pro-life, unless they mouth off or something.

This is why we need to ban hurricanes.

Will he really need customers much longer? I mean it seems like he can just have any government agency replace their fleet with his trash in the name of "efficiency".

I kinda want to go other direction.

Dice Hard

Who will carry on the knowledge of what the a:\ and b:\ drives were?

In the style of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, except we root for the vampires in this one?

"I don't think we've ever sort of lost the feeling that there isn't a wolf at the door".

This captures the current American experience perfectly.

I think i finally get how this works. To get paid leave, single payer health care, etc. we just need to expand congress to approximately 350 million seats.

So the argument is that "if we give people food, and then they eat that food, then we are harmed because we cannot make them give us back that food that they ate"?

He just interfered with this woman's ability to pursue legal Healthcare to protect her life. If she dies as a result of the medical complications associated with the pregnancy, I don't see how he doesn't get charged with manslaughter at a minimum.

From Auntie Donna's Big 'ol House of Fun, "pretty fly for a WiFi"

Does Snoop Dogg performing for the Trump crypto ball or whatever the shit that was count as selling out?

I get the sentiment, but worry that this is punishing people that don't have anything to do with the atrocities being committed by the US regime. Some of those 500 US citizens may be seeking asylum, like some of the rest of us are considering.

It's not the point of the article, but this is absolutely not what a "martyr" is. I have the same reaction when ISIS members say they are becoming "martyrs" by suicide bombing groups of civilians. That's not what the word means, and you're just becoming a murderer.