The Matrices Revolutions. A movie about some guys who are building a 3d simulation who are struggling with rotation matrices in their rendering engine.
That's actually the name of a horrible film that's shot like a mix of a TV pilot for a 3 Musketeers series, but with a bunch of 90s-style Hong Kong fight choreography.
We have managed to secure a much larger budget than usual, so we will certainly be able to outshine our rather underfunded 2014 production of Roald Dahl's classic... James and the Peach. Or last Christmas's The Lion and the Wardrobe. Or indeed our summer musical: Cat.
Something Somewhere One at a Time
Best one
A lion and prejudice.
Risky ferret
Jame Bond
Monopussy
You only live once.
Solitaire Royale
(Hilariously, 'A Quantum of Solace' is pretty much as singular as anything can possibly be)
Don't kiss it.
Bond name's the James.
stronks arnt funy
May as well have a laugh after you've called the Bondulance.
Diamond is Forever
You Only Live Once
One Fast One Furiu
The Living Daylight
James Bonds
Jamie Bond, 001
How to Wagon your Dragon
Holy crap is this good, you have an "I.O.U" from me for your next senseless internet discussion where I take your side no matter the take
Schindler's Line Item
The Non-Invertible Matrix
It may not be the best answer, but it’s probably the nerdiest.
The Vector
The Identity Vector
Gone in 1 minute
Fuck me, that's briliant
"Sixty" isn't plural, that's "sixties"
What about seconds?
Yeah that's why there's that "s" at the end
So they singularized the minute by switching units, then adjusted the number accordingly.
And that's why it's genius
It was already a singular minute, that's how long sixty seconds is
I mean, if you have differing information, do tell...
I kinda want to go other direction.
Dice Hard
The Matrices Revolutions. A movie about some guys who are building a 3d simulation who are struggling with rotation matrices in their rendering engine.
These damn quaternions!!
Few flew over the asylum nest seems too poignant
No Time To Dice
A 007 film without any high stakes casino action in it.
Starring Andrew Dice Clay?
The Full Squadron of Starfighters
Rocky (1976)
Rocky (1979)
Rocky (1982)
Rocky (1985)
Rocky (1990)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Man these reboots are out of control
This might be the best. I don't know why I find this so funny.
Alien
1 Angry Man
One man and a baby.
AKA Falling Down.
"Twelve" isn't plural, that'd be "twelves"
But men is and 12 angry man just doesn't work
Hey I didn't make the rules, I just enjoy enforcing them
The sound of note
The hills are alive!
With the sound of BRRRRRRRRRT!
'Tone'
Fight Individual
it is a singular club though, plurality of members, one club
... we're not supposed to talk about this.
1
(Reduction of 300).
1
(Reduction of 21)
1ne
(Reduction of Se7en)
1: A Space Odyssey
2001 us a single year reference though. it's not 2001s.
👍
Fish of rock!
Monster Inc. - The energy drink origin story.
No Country for Old Man - About an old dude who hates country music
The Untouchable- a movie about an incel
The Silence of the Lamb - About a sleeping lamb.
Reservoir Dog - a dog stuck in a water reservoir
Knife Out
The Blue
BrotherOnly ChildThe Blue Man (brother implies more than one)
him?
He definitely blue himself.
Egg?
It only implies he has at least one sibling
Fixed.
The Blue Man could also mean one of the Group.
I for Vendetta
Mad Mac
The Lord of the Ring: The One Tower
Lord of the Ring: Just The Ringbearer
For the French in here: le seigneur de l'anal
Heh, anal.
"Two" is singular, plural would be "twos"
Towers is plural, the two tower doesn't sound quite right
That's probably why they didn't call it that
The Array
The Variable
The cell
Indiana Jone
Wyoming Joe
Bambus
Love this!
1 Monkey
In all seriousness, what a great movie.
Slumdog Singulaire
No asthma attacks anymore.
1
Big Fish
..yay
Debbie Does a Guy in Dallas
Debbie does Korben Dallas.
The Fellow of the Ring
The Tower
(Sadly, The Return of the King is already singular.)
Mallrat
Clerk
1 Dalmation
The Goonie
Reservoir Dog
Spaceball
Car
Reminder that the name of the music group Counting Crows can be interpreted as "Murder by Numbers".
Idiocrat
That's just a documentary.
One Angry Man
Bad Boy
GoodFella
we need a Best Of Lemmy community to put these jokes at
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@[email protected] say your sorry
Oceans I
Ocean I
It’s Ocean’s, not oceans.
Not the way Ariselas typed it
"eleven" isn't plural either
Nice. I'm not convinced that wasn't meant to be possessive tho
One Monkey
Tomorrow
(28 days later)Scott Pilgrim vs Himself
(which actually is kinda accurate)1 Fast 1 Furious
Trree Gump
Avengers: Singular War
The Musketeer
I see a gritty movie about the end of an era, like The Last Samurai but with fencing and wine
That's actually the name of a horrible film that's shot like a mix of a TV pilot for a 3 Musketeers series, but with a bunch of 90s-style Hong Kong fight choreography.
Is that the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
No: d'Artagnan.
He's not actually one of the 3.
That's the point. The story of the three musketeers is pretty much the story of the three musketeers and D'Artagnan.
The One Amigo
1 fast 1 furious
Just Fast No Furious
One girl one cup
Literal shitpost
The Hateful One
One Thing, One Place, One at a Time
Star War The Avenger Reservoir Dog Alien (the second film)
Attack of -the- clone.
Isn't that an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie?
One Dalmatian
Ghost buster.
Bustin
Fish of Rock
Alien.
Oh, wait...
This time it's
warjust a special military operation.The Only Element
A Moment of Sunshine for the Spotless Mind
How about a single photon?
A Day of Summer. A Psychopath. How To Lose A Guy In A Day.
A Single Extraordinary Gentleman
The Usual Suspect
Star War
Single Samurai
Kubo And The Only String
The Lord of the Ring: The Ringbearer with the Ring
Watchman
1 Gram
Clerk
One Good Man
Little Woman
Boy Don't Cry
Ghostbuster
Honey I Shrunk the Kid
War of the World
The Avenger
Lock Stock and A Smoking Barrel
The guy who stares at a goat
Ok pretty sure this is my favorite lol
The People Under the Step
*person
You right
For One Dollar More
A fistful of dollar
the good
The Sense
The 1 Commandment
Gremlin
All Eye On Me - The Untold Story of One Pac Shukar
One eye on me?
ITT: people who don't understand the difference between numerality and plurality.
Person who doesn't understand...
Them too
Him too
it too, Brut?
I don't like to assume
Me neither, I’m just here to depluralize
"Them" is already singular in Modern English
It was just a silly joke, no sweat
Maybe ptu was talking about papaStevecy
Who's spu and what's a papaStevecy?
Ptu*
Usernames of people commenting.
Godzillo
Where the Crawdad Sings
First Date.
Band of only child
Super Mario Brother: The Movie
Minion
The Expandable
Ocean's One
Grave of the Firefly
Yeah, I immediately ran out of movies, so... Ta-ta!
Edit:
The Incredible
1 Day later
1 Angry Man
Child of man
Me & Irene
The Bird
Shaun the sheep movie
Rhino (2004)
Risky Ferret
1:1:1
The Evil Dead Guy.
One Guy of Darkness.
The Usual Suspect
The Dirty Individual
Dirty Hair
I was a soldier.
one ghost
The Blue Brother
Tremor
Goodfella
One Wedding and a Funeral
Themla
The One Sense
The Mighty Duck
One Dollar Baby
Lock, Stock and One Smoking Barrel
Lock.
The Way to Die In The West
1: A Space Odyssey
*Edit:
O1e
Mission To Mar
The A-Guy
ONAF
1 Going On 1
Brewster's Dollar
The Good
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler The Bad and the Ugly :::
A Single Shade of Grey
#d3d7cf
The Bird
1 Samurai
1 First Date
One Psychopath
A Single Ghost
also
A Single Ronin
The Vector
All We Imagine as Photon
A Man For Autumn
The Simpson Movie
Star War
Space Ball
Snake on a Plane
The Incredible
Monster, Inc.
Car
Car 2
Snow White and the One Dwarf.
1 Fast 1 Furious.
V for Vandet.
The Commandment
A One Good Man
Night Of The Living Dead Guy
Bad news bear
Wedding and a Funeral
Fight Club, but the protagonist and Tyler Durden are two different people, rather than being different headmates of one plural system.
Running man.
Amidoingitrite?
The hunger game
The President's Single Guy
A Farewell to Arm. Sign. The Blue Brother. Car. Le misérable.
Old Dolphin
Fish Me If You Can
Gnat Atlas
Kangaroo Beverly Hill
Racehorse of Dream
Twitch
Wait, is this the singular of Shivers or something else?
Twitches. It was a direct to TV Disney Movie from 2005
All those animal group names are silly.
There, I said it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOWO4gq-whg
This there now
Fight Meditation
I have one, but how would you deploralize gang bang? 🤔
Self-love?
Thug Bang?
Masturbation
Hole. They got lucky on the first dig.
No Battle After Nothing
The Avenger
Blazing Saddle
Car
Cloudy with a chance of a meatball
Meet a Robinson
Man in Black
Spaceball
Between a Fern.
A single Clown.
1
Snake eye
Gremlin
Chomp
Diamond
Debbie Does a Dallas
Crow isn't a depluralization, as murder is still singular.
Pack it up everyone, the fun police is closing the scene.
Is that a disjointed sentence? turns off body cam
1 Adam 1, I've got a code 1, semantic disturbance. Requesting back-up.
Thank you for this reply, I finally understood the joke now.
Being or time
(not a movie but fuck you suck cock)Tooth.
One and nothing else man
::: spoiler spoiler Not a film, i know :::