I think he wanted food, but naps are cool too.

I've been on two juries (thankfully not for a murder), and yeah it is an interesting experience. I'm just getting sick of being picked every few years.

Yes. Both his eyes were badly infected when he was a kitten and one had to be removed.

Thanks

I have a Halloween-themed recommendation this week: Kingdom of the Dead is a fun little boomer shooter with stylized graphics. It's playable on Steam Deck (I had to change the controls), but I'd recommend playing it on a larger screen.

Oh please... We stopped researching that technology in the 40s. We never perfected it enough to make super soldiers.

Whose shit do I need to eat to feel like a normal person?

3 months ago:

"Can you comfirm that each user account can have no more than one of these entities?"

"Yes. Definitely."

Today:

"Oh by the way, we have some users who need to have multiple entities. Can you fix it?"

people are surprisingly opinionated about it.

Getting repeatedly burned by soulless multibillion dollar comanies tends to do that to a person.

We are your friends now. You don't need them anymore.

Yeah except I can't get back to sleep until like 5:30.

Did he actually say the words "cognitively impaired"? That seems like a lot of syllables.

I blame Fox "News" more than any foreign government.

My mom once said "flat bowls" when referring to plates.

A part of me misses seeing those weird week-long meme trends. Sure the memes got old quick, but it felt like some kind of silly community event and then we all moved on to the next thing.

Imprisonment for simply saying something that in no sane world would be considered a crime.

Because I spend at least 30 minutes trying to decide what I want to do for the next 3 hours but I can't even find the motivation to play a video game.

lemmy.world already defederated them, and gave explanation here: https://lemmy.world/post/747912

How about preventing the sale of personal data, full stop?

I once sat down next to my cat and calmly said "I wish you would shut the fuck up." And she responded by biting my knee.

I was like, "yeah ok, I deserved that one."