A really elegant string of pearls configuration.

You must eat enough fiber. Try being dehydrated and eat nothing but meat for a week. You can build a house out of those what you will produce.

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you! -Grandpa Simpson

"We"? As an American I'm rooting for the algae.

The need to act in the best interest of the shareholders, if they are making less immediate profits to make more gains long term they can easily make that argument. Convincing the board not to replace you and hire someone that will ride the bubble til it pops is a different story.

That is pretty obviously the tough outer layer of an onion, not plastic. They didn't take off enough layers of the onion. No one is going to wrap onions in plastic because that would actually make them spoil faster.

At least if my 3d printer breaks I can fix it.

Use it the way your parents would use "game".

Ok so it's like this::

Did you win the rizz?

This meat is a little rizzy.

Don't play rizzes with me.

Quiet! You are giving the secret away.

Also he has the memories of hundreds of years of training in the sword.

"What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula"

Every generation says this about the next generation's slang. The world has moved on from you, you should accept that.

Is this what the ring wraiths would look like if Galadriel took the ring?

That is the exact same look my sister gave me the first time I held my niece. That's "I trust you but be careful"

Let's cover up the last crime by threatening a new crime.

Don't leave, stay and fight. The US is taking problems that will follow you if you leave.

The amount of socks I have lost amount to such a large volume it seems impossible. They should be covering every surface in my house. I should be drowning in socks.

"Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man." -General George Patton

If the cat understands English, then it has heard too much. We cannot allow any loose ends. The soup is too important for us to be exposed now.

You may be taking this too literally.