Spyke
lemmy.world

Yeah GRRM thinks too much of his characters, he wrote a match between Jaime Lannister and Rand Al'thor, and Jaime won. Absolutely ridiculous a guy who can wield magic that can burn people out of time vs a guy with a sword.

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He turned an entire army into aerosol at the Battle of Dumai's Wells. I'm pretty sure he can handle little Jamie Lanister.

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Being Magic Jesus does that. I think Martin's comments probably refer to pure swordplay, with The Grand Sister Banger being a contender for the most skilled swordsman on the continent he might be able to take Rand if you stripped his subconscious reality bending and channeling.

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Rand broke and reformed existence itself. I don't think he'd be threatened by a little sister fucker.

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So one Question I'm always asked. Who would win in a fight? Who would win in a fight if Galactus fought The Hulk, or if Thor fought Iron Man? And there's one answer to all of that. It's so simple, anyone should know this. The person who'd win in a fight is the person that the scriptwriter wants to win!

-Stan Lee

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lemmy.world

I think GRRM would declare Ser Pounce the winner in a match against Kratos.

I freaking love ASOIAF, but this guy talks way too much crap sometimes.

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lemmy.world

I haven't read the books, but it seems like a theme is that everyone is extremely "human". Like no one in the series could miraculously survive a fall of a cliff. That's why I like the show, but I think it would pretty immediately discount anyone from being able to win a fight against a pseudo-superhuman who was able to, almost literally, walk off the damage from falling off a cliff

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leftzeroreply
lemmynsfw.com

everyone is extremely "human". Like no one in the series could miraculously survive...

Some Targaryens are fireproof (e.g., Dany), some people can't seem to be able to get the hang of staying dead no matter how much they're literally killed (e.g. Beric Dondarrion, Lady Stoneheart, wights, if you consider them people, Ser Robert Strong)... plenty of the supernatural going on in those books.

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Dany isn't categorically fire-proof in the books. She survived a one time special event, with the help of the ululating chant and some kind of magic. But after that, she could be hurt by fire.

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literature.cafe

Or if you do, say, survive a fall from a tower window you don't survive, get magic powers, and become king in the end.

Oh, wait.

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nickiwestreply
lemmy.world

For me, everything that happens on HBO after Jon is stabbed by his brothers is just high-end fanfic. I will always believe that the showrunners fucked up the ending. And, let's be real, GRRM isn't going to prove me wrong.

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They might have rushed it but I'm pretty certain the big plot points are the same. They'd always claimed they had the broad strokes ending from Season 1.

The one thing I could have seen him do was not bring Jon back but it honestly doesn't change that much

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lemmy.world

What I always found weird about this, is that even in universe Martin makes a point that Jamie wasn't as good as he thought he was. He ends up being humbled.

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lemmy.world

Right? Jamie is not nearly the best fighter in his own story. How can he possibly beat magical creatures?

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Seriously, give me Ser Arthur Dayne wielding Dawn and then we'll talk. (Aragorn would probably still win, but at least he'd have a bit of a challenge...)

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Some guy with one hand who fucks his own sister.

Now, Aragorn vs Dassem Ultor could be an interesting fight.

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JRR-logic: "Well the reader probably likes Aragorn more, so yeah, he gonna die."

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lemmy.world

Oh, I dunno... Maybe, because he all but copy/pasted real world historical events whole cloth rather than write his own?

Why else is his "last" book (the world could be so lucky) taking so long? Once a large chunk of the world population connects the dots, it wouldn't take them until the end of the first chapter of that latest brick to see he's only capable of coloring inside others' dusty lines. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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lemmy.world

Wow. I can't believe a writer would take inspiration from real world events! What a total scumbag. 🙄

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lemmy.world

Inspiration from? Bahahahaha. Oh, sweet summer child. You didn't even click the link? In your boundless experience, have you heard of "The War of the Roses"? York against Lancaster? Curiously similar, and it doesn't end there by a long shot — but you continue being glib and smirking at yourself. You're doing great. Bellend. 😘

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lemmy.world

I read the whole article. It's literally titled "The real historical events that inspired Game of Thrones".

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Gg, Im the perfect amount of drunk to actually very literally lol at this. Am I embraced by this. Perhaps.

But do I imagine Aragorn wondering where that -0hp damage is coming from? Perhaps.

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yall.theatl.social

He also wrote a short story in which 1 armed Jaimie bested Rand al Thor. You can't take him seriously

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Haha! What a dummy. Rand Al'thor, the champion of the Battle of Dumai's Wells, The Dragon Reborn, the man who broke the world, was bested by a sister fucker with one hand? Okay then!

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Yeah take away Saidin and Rand is still a master swordsman. He was shielded and killed was able to kill 2 warders, one of them unarmed and the other with the first one's weapon.

I think GRRM did admit he was taking the piss a bit with that one to be fair to him

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feddit.de

It is a stupid question to begin with, and it was classy from George to give a straightforward answer, and maybe it would have been more classy to say that Aragorn would have won.

But I don’t understand this antipathy towards George, he wrote some great groundbreaking fantasy novels just as Tolkien, and I’m happy I was able to enjoy both.

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Zorquereply
kbin.social

He wrote an unfinished soap opera in book form.

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unfinished soap opera

Soap operas are designed to not finish. It was doomed from the start.

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Martin is a troll, so he gets treated like a troll. It's as simple as that.

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lemmy.world

No, not at all. Neither of them shared a parent. They're technically cousins, but the amount of generations between Arwen's uncle and Aragorn make the familial link not matter at all

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It kind of does, though... From Aragorn's perspective, at least

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hemkoreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Stepsister, Aragorn was raised in Rivendel and Elrond was closest to a father figure

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lemmy.world

Raised by and adopted by are two different things. You can raise someone and not have them considered as your child. Not to mention the whole definition of a step sibling is sharing one parent, adoption doesn't make you a step sibling

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proudblondreply
lemmy.world

You’re thinking of half sibling. Step sibling is when someone’s mom marries someone else’s dad. No relation.

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Gabureply
lemmy.world

Doesn't change the fact they had the same (step)father, and Aragorn respected Elrond immensely. Also, pardon the Freudianism, but it's kinda weird how the idealized finale to Béren and Luthien's tale of love featured quasi-incest in Tolkien's mind.

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FiskFisk33reply
startrek.website

They have been adults the whole time they've known each other. Theres no reason for them to view each other as siblings in any way shape or form.

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Gabureply
lemmy.world

There's a whole philosophical debate I could get into here, but that'd be a waste of time.

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