I can't believe no one has commented this yet.

She's not going to say there's no list. She's going to say she has the list and it's conveniently going to contain all of trump's enemies .... probably including Obama.

Be me

Discover linux in an effort to be able to customize your desktop and make it look like the haxxors in movies at 12 years old

?????

Woops ... Linuxed too hard and became a cloud infrastructure engineer.

FUCK!

I'm a security engineer and I can personally confirm that trump has personally done more to advance tech in Europe that any other leader.

There is currently a "Sovereign cloud" arms race in European tech where governments are rushing to migrate out of US based solutions in favor for their own if possible and other European countries if otherwise.

It's been great for the industry and for the end users. I'm in the US myself, but even I am benefiting because more competition = more options and now I can have services where that orange fuck we have to call president doesn't have a say or access to my data.

Using only this computer and some plastic parts, I can make a fully working computer.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/3a0bd127-f770-4c67-961d-42ae98729527.jpeg

They're too smart to do this ...

More likely they will make the base OS free and charge for the premium SaaS features ... like they already do with one drive, O365 and game pass

Then why don't you live there?

People outside of cuba love to praise it .... people INSIDE Cuba love to leave.

Source: Actual Cuban in the US (And still a socialist)

I hope this is the beginning of a pattern resulting in all grifters ending in jail .... ending with the big one

You should know that this app has a shit ton of trackers and ads .... GTFO with that shit

Has anyone posted the related XKCD yet?

noooo? no one? OK .. i guess it's my turn

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/license_plate_2x.png

Hijacking top comment to report that: This is true across the industry for (most) OEMs

The Secret is to buy "Enterprise level"

Check out the LATITUDE line https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dell_Latitude

Those are enterprise fleet laptops ... the ones they have to support for 5-10 years.

You know which line they don't discontinue parts for? You know which line has repair manuals and driver updates available? wanna take a wild guess which line is usually more modular and powerful at the expense of being less sleek looking and thin?

And the best part is that you can usually buy them fairly cheap if you find them used.

I prefer Dell Latitude to HP Elitebook, Thinkpads are OK too but they've gone down in quality a lot since they got bought by Lenovo

TL;DR = Buy an enterprise level laptop, consumer line laptops are all trash,

Which is why he moved there in the first place

You're probably using revanced or vanced ... there was a recent patch, you have to update it.

The author of this comic is now a terrorist according to the NYPD

You could never do this with an IT team .... every single engineer would answer something like:

"I dreamt of leaving this god forsaken job and moving to a farm in a very rural town with 500 inhabitants then never having to touch a computer again"

relevant: https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/magazines/panache/fired-microsoft-engineer-takes-up-goose-farming-as-new-career-check-viral-linkedin-profile/articleshow/109771197.cms

because it's fake ... I'm implying the orange king boy rapist is going to offer her a pardon in exchange for lying under oath

Most apartments with water included in the rent price (Sorry kids, there's no such thing as "free water") closely monitor their usage on a per building or floor basis. Whenever they detect irregularities they schedule inspections with the tenants to check for things like leaking toilet valves and such.

"free water" just means that they've calculated the cost of installing the meters and additional plumbing and determined that monitoring global usage and including it in the price of rent is cheaper.

Source: I have water included in my rent, I pay about $50 more a month than a similar apartment without.

some people prefer therapy,

The rest of us just drink until we can't remember why we're stressed.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Let me blow your mind ... Insurance companies decide whether or not you get medical procedures ... and the people that make that choice have ZERO medical training ... and their choice overrides a doctors opinion.

look into chipless printing.

IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

https://inkchip.net/

I would argue that we have been in WW3 for a while ... since this whole "de-globalization" started.

World wars are hard to define ... what started WW2? Is there a single moment in time? Was it Pearl Harbor? Was it the invasion of Poland? By the time the Germans Invaded the conditions for world war had already been around for a while.

I'd argue that we're currently in the "appeasement" phase of WW3 ... I just hope that it's a cold and mostly economic war .... and not one with global drafts and attrition (altho Russia and Ukraine already have broken that barrier)