I thought the third was puke so I guess add that to the list for me.

I think it's because people can never find their keys.

That guy is a piece of garbage for sure, but as a man losing most of his hair I hope not to be lumped in with trash like that.

PS: Who is the other guy? Sorry for not knowing.

This is insane. I have two little kids that love to scream and play loudly. I go on vacations to places where kids can scream and play loudly with other kids

If people with no kids want to go relax in quiet in a place with no kids let them. Whoever is trying to prevent that should eat shit and then have to spend a week with an entire daycare of toddlers during cold a flu season and then see how they feel about people that don't want to be around kids.

A döner in Germany. Everything about it is so good, I ended up eating every other day the next week I was there.

The Rock and Con Air are tied for me. Con Air's cast is star studded and Nic Cage with a southern accent is fantastic.

"Put the Bunny back in the box."

It's bating, but stopping right before the crescendo so that when you do finally get there it can feel explosive. So 20 years of build up blew up the ship.

Is that you, Garth?

It honestly sounds like a hemorrhoid. Try the preparation h cream, and if that doesn't work the suppositories. If it's hemorrhoids that should help with only a dose.

Long term, you should try to reduce the amount of red meats and other fatty meat. Add more fiber to your diet. Beans and other things like brown rice and lentils.

If you are not ready for that kind of adjustment, fiber powders can help to supplement the fiber in your diet.

Also, I'm not a doctor. If you continue to experience these problems please talk to your doctor.

There was a fire fight!!!

Is this calculated as liters of pure alcohol? Like 17.1 L would actually be 42.75 Liters of 40% or 80 proof vodka, or is it some other measurement?

Brisket was the cheap meat. Now it's almost the same price as chuck, at least where I am at, and I still have to trim off a couple pounds of fat.

Can't tell if I'm pregnant or constipated. Thank god for GORP.

Condoments was right there!

This is probably for a daycare/after school care.

Stop trying to push your BS Dr. Cocteau.

I just picture a couple of them seeing a therapist holding a stone doll asking where the bad Canadian man touched them.

YYZ is the name of a popular instrumental song by Rush and also the airport code for Toronto Pearson.

Small pieces of peanuts.

That's a Hank Hill bum. Maybe they have DGS.