The feeling of sweaty aka slippery butt cheeks in summer while walking to class and worst of all climbing stairs was too much. And let's not forget that farts have a to physically separate your cheeks to escape. Too much weird feeling.
Never again
Now I let my butthole grow some hair but keep it trimmed low because I'm not a heathen
Shaved mine in prep for my first colonoscopy. I know, they see some nasty shit, don't know why I cared. Took TWO bottles of the lemon flavored ass blaster juice.
Ended up holding my ass cheeks apart and screaming at my ex-wife, "Get the neighbor! GET THE NEIGHBOR!" Said neighbor was a nurse but I was in such agony I couldn't think of her name.
Halfway down my ass cheeks, and all the way down from there, my flesh looked sandpapered, sunburned. Pain doesn't make me cry, but my eyes were plenty blurry that night.
And I still had to shit more lemon juice. Try not to think on this story.
In solution with water it tastes somewhere between the worlds worst flattest sprite and a sweet lemon.
Edit: I'd marked Sodium Citrate, which is a similar compound but is used for different reasons. Sodium Citrate is an anti-coagulant. If you've ever donated blood plasma, its that weird sterile taste you get in the back of your neck when they feed the blood solids back in with saline. It is also used in nacho cheese.
Can't tell if you're joking, but you have to. The doctor prescribes it, and it cleans everything out of your system. By the end, you're just crapping out the lemon drink itself and you're squeaky clean for the camera
It's not about the driver experience, it's about the road inspection. If the patient has a pre-cancerous polyp the inspector sees, they will cut it out, problem averted. If the patient has a pre-cancerous polyp obscured by stool, it gets missed and then in a few years turns to cancer. And survival rates for colon cancer are depressingly low.
Before a colonoscopy, you typically have to drink something called "prep" to clean out your system. For the better part of a day before the procedure, you drink nothing but this liquid that is meant to clean out your intestines, and it makes you shit your guts out until it's nothing but the clear liquid. It's usually lemon or pineapple flavored, and it tastes awful.
As someone with a lot of experience shaving body hair, if you do it regularly it's fine. If you do it every once in a while, that's where it gets itchy. Tbh armpits get the itchiest regrowth, for me anyway.
Ugh, that's so much work, though. I found that the OG Ball-ber (trimmer for your balls) had guide combs that were perfect for my body hair and trimming my whole body only took 10 minutes.
When I broke it I upgraded to the Pro, and unfortunately the guide comb sucks (it's a shitty dial one that's facing the wrong way).
OP didn't mention the AGONIZING itch you get from the skin rubbing. Make sure to use some powder or some shit. Also it grows back in a week and takes so much time.
Trick is to NOT trim it down to perfect clean shaven. Leave some small tiny little hairs. It won't itch. Been doing that exact thing myself but I'm not willing to prove it.
Water people. Just fucking wash your ass, it's hygienic and it feels nice too. Use a bidet, or just sit on the fucking bathroom sink (provided it's installed on the floor, and not the wall). It's amazing how poor ass hygine is for a nation that keeps going on about "eating ass".
I will get a bidet the day they invent one that sprays soapy water. Washing your ass without soap is like washing your hands without soap.
Washing your ass in the sink is unsanitary. I don't need shit particles in my sink bowl. I much rather just hop in the shower after a shit and wash my ass with body wash after I'm done wiping. If you have a detachable showerhead, it's easy to do so without getting your whole body wet.
My bidet is like a pressure washer seriously, it has quite a bit of pressure, enough to make it pretty unpleasant if I crank it up on high.
Yeah, it's not soap but I'm not using my ass to eat, I'm just trying to get all the shit off of it so I don't get weird ass-rot and hemorrhoids.
Mine was about $30 on sale and it increased my quality of life in ways that are hard to describe. Shitting at work is a lot worse now, I feel like a barbarian sitting around with a dirty ass all day.
Ours was only about $27, hooked up on about 20 minutes with just a wrench, and has worked flawlessly for the last 2 years.
Easily the best $27 I've ever spent, and the entire family agrees. People who immediately shut down the conversation because it's icky, need to grow up.
I've been doing this with "Veet gel cream hair remover - sensitive hair removal cream" for the past 6 months and it really is a game changer. No burning (and I've left it on longer than 10 minutes), wiping is almost always a one-and-done, BO is gone, it's amazing, honestly.
I guess you’ve got really delicate skin :P I’ve definitely left the cream on longer than they suggest and I never got any irritation or chemical burns.
The worst is a couple ingrown hairs that are irritated for the first few days.
Ouch that sounds bad. I did have one time using a slightly different product and it burnt bad and I had to jump in the shower immediately to get it off haha.
I'm glad you mentioned this is for Americans because here in Canada calling the winter water "cold" is like saying the sun is "hot". I can handle the cold water on my skin but shooting it directly at my butthole is not happening.
The heated seats are really useful during the winter, though. And warm/hot water can often be better at "rinsing" solid material than cold water. I've noticed that it takes longer to feel fully clean with a non-electric bidet than an electric one. It's like trying to rinse dishes with cold water vs rinsing with scalding hot water. One will get the job done much faster.
Eh I got a $250 chinese seat model with a heated reservoir, heated seat, basically enema mode, child lock, self-clean, lights the bowl, 3 years now and it's great. Cleaning really not that big of a deal, especially compared to someone accidentally spraying the handheld all over, kids playing with it, etc
Great suggestion! I also am sold to bidets. I went to look at the link you posted, and they have a hilarious image of a 100k$ bathroom with their 80$ bidet there, just sticking out like a sore thumb XD.
It's a good idea if you have the right sort of skin tone. IPL works best on people with light skin and dark hair, but it might work on other combinations as well. Unfortunately, it doesn't work very well on dark skinned people
What is this person's diet like? I mean feces is supposed to be a somewhat solid log, not a splattery mess. I guess Cheetos and Mountain Dew three times a day does that?
I guess I wanted to say fresh poop should have the consistency and texture of new Playdoh straight from the can. If you grab it and bend it slightly, small cracks should appear.
Stool? Good luck making furniture from what I do... this afternoon I thought I gave birth to a jellyfish but when I looked it turned out it was just a bucket of blood.
I mean the worst is usually the one that is mostly solid but something fucked it just a bit and now its like 15% towards veing runny. Just solid enoigh to come out relatively in one piece but also soft enough to spread all over your ass.
Had one like rhat yesterday. Did not have plans to shower that day but alas I went straight from the shitter into the shower.
A bottle of water. Wash yourself back there. Yes, like properly with your hand, like what you do in the shower. A lot more hygienic.
No, it's not "disgusting" doing that. You go back there with toilet paper anyway. You think shit moisture doesn't get on your hand when using toilet paper?
Careful with the bidet conversation. I saw someone on plebbit explain how they don't have to wash their hands after they take a shit because they have a bidet that washes and dries their asshole.
Most teachers are women that do not need to worry about wiping a hairy ass. If school was taunt by men or nurses that wipe adult asses it would get mentioned.
What a bizzare thing to say. Plenty of women have hairy asses. And no, men wouldn't teach this is they were the majority of teachers for the same reason women don't - it's not socially acceptable. The parents of the children would riot. Sex education is only taught because of how important it is, and it still makes a lot of parents uncomfortable.
Okay, here's what you do. Just keep a small container of skin cream with you. when you are done your bisuness, apply a small amount to the toilet paper, and wipe until clean. it helps remove and moisturize at the same time. you would never need to but those non flushable wipes again.
I don't think you understand. If I were to concoct a shitass story about being a shitass, and put that on the shitass interwebs, what would a shitass AI response look like? Respond as a shitass. Thanks.
This has "washing your ass is gay" vibes. Let me ask a question in language you will understand: how is spraying your ass with water more gay than rubbing and occasionally (accidentally) fingering your asshole every time you shit?
You accidentally finger you asshole? Now I see why you need that to be the case. Anyways I shower that's why I don't need wet wipes or a bidet. Just sound like you like being back there.
Better then sticking fingers in my ass and calling it "cleaning". Trust me all your friends are talking about your "habits". Also forgot to change accounts.
Idk, all I do know is you need that to be the truth. Enjoy your ass play and stop having multiple accounts, that's actually beta male energy. Enjoy playing with your asshole.
What in the actual fuck are you talking about? Shit squirting in your ass?!? Seriously, no idea if you have no idea how they actually work, or if you've used a model/method that I can't even comprehend.
Who's being disingenuous? I never said bidets don't shoot water in your ass, I quoted you directly, who said:
But rather have trash in a trash can then shit squirting in my ass like a fetishist.
YOU claimed they somehow shoot shit in your ass, so that's what I addressed, now you're saying I'M being disingenuous by quoting you directly?? OY, yeah, please just disengage.
This was my solution for the longest time until I finally bought a bidet. Wet wipes are definitely a thousand times better than just dry tissue and if they're working for you go for it, I just got tired if having to go buy more and decided a one time purchase and install of a bidet would be easier. Everyone in this thread is going to recommend a bidet, as do I now that I've started using one, but wet wipes were my go to and no bathroom should be without them
People in the internet have strong opinions. I'm definitely in the bidet good camp, but I also don't really like telling other people what to do so if wet wipes are doing it for ya, keep it up!
Just get a damn bidet. Life changing.
Yep. Take just it from Matt Damon and Alan Tudyk
I don't know where they keep theirs. I'll probably need to just get my own.
Check their toilets
Not all poops occur at home.
Travel bidet. I know of two co-workers who bring one to work daily. Think squeeze bottle with a long straw.
Edit: personally I'm not a fan, to be clear, but it's possible.
https://a.co/d/9a3tYZq
I did this once
The feeling of sweaty aka slippery butt cheeks in summer while walking to class and worst of all climbing stairs was too much. And let's not forget that farts have a to physically separate your cheeks to escape. Too much weird feeling.
Never again
Now I let my butthole grow some hair but keep it trimmed low because I'm not a heathen
I'm pretty sure this is where the term "butt trumpet" came from.
Just use some gold bond or other body powder. Problem solved. Thongs also solve the problem and are really quite comfortable once you're used to them.
This is why three seashells are superior to TP.
Stop trying to push your BS Dr. Cocteau.
HAH! He doesn't know what the seashells are for!
That moment when OP doesn't know about the seashells (sremoveds in Rob Schneider)
All fun and games until you try and let a sneaky one rip in public
Wait 2 days, till it starts growing back.
I tried shaving my asshole but he ran away and never came back.
Horror story:
Shaved mine in prep for my first colonoscopy. I know, they see some nasty shit, don't know why I cared. Took TWO bottles of the lemon flavored ass blaster juice.
Ended up holding my ass cheeks apart and screaming at my ex-wife, "Get the neighbor! GET THE NEIGHBOR!" Said neighbor was a nurse but I was in such agony I couldn't think of her name.
Halfway down my ass cheeks, and all the way down from there, my flesh looked sandpapered, sunburned. Pain doesn't make me cry, but my eyes were plenty blurry that night.
And I still had to shit more lemon juice. Try not to think on this story.
What the fuck is "lemon flavored ass blaster juice"??
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnesium_citrate
In solution with water it tastes somewhere between the worlds worst flattest sprite and a sweet lemon.
Edit: I'd marked Sodium Citrate, which is a similar compound but is used for different reasons. Sodium Citrate is an anti-coagulant. If you've ever donated blood plasma, its that weird sterile taste you get in the back of your neck when they feed the blood solids back in with saline. It is also used in nacho cheese.
Why would you drink two bottles of that before a colonoscopy?!
Can't tell if you're joking, but you have to. The doctor prescribes it, and it cleans everything out of your system. By the end, you're just crapping out the lemon drink itself and you're squeaky clean for the camera
Oh shit, didn't know that. Luckily I've never had a colonoscopy! Thanks for explaining!
I think he's mistaking it for magnesium citrate. It pulls water into your intestines via osmosis and makes you squirt constantly.
She, and yes you're correct.
🥵
Your colon is like a road:
Would you rather drive down a smooth, well maintained, Clean road or a muddy mess that's never seen a cleanup crew?
You don't technically have to, but I think whoever is driving the colonoscope might refuse to work in those conditions.
It's not about the driver experience, it's about the road inspection. If the patient has a pre-cancerous polyp the inspector sees, they will cut it out, problem averted. If the patient has a pre-cancerous polyp obscured by stool, it gets missed and then in a few years turns to cancer. And survival rates for colon cancer are depressingly low.
magnesium citrate is probably what he took
Before a colonoscopy, you typically have to drink something called "prep" to clean out your system. For the better part of a day before the procedure, you drink nothing but this liquid that is meant to clean out your intestines, and it makes you shit your guts out until it's nothing but the clear liquid. It's usually lemon or pineapple flavored, and it tastes awful.
Thanks - you've made the rest of us look better, just by sharing your story
My life is better knowing i will.never do this to myself.
What was the neighbor's reaction?
I thought you wanted your neighbour to watch for a moment there
"Oh? That wasn't what you called me for?"
puts away wine bottle
Buddy anything other then soap around you squishy bits is asking for trouble.
fr tho, from personal experience shaving ur arsehole is a fucking blessing
I could not imagine the regrowth itch from that being part of the blessed experience?
There simply is none if you do it regularly, at least for me.
A truly brutal experience I'll never revisit.
As someone with a lot of experience shaving body hair, if you do it regularly it's fine. If you do it every once in a while, that's where it gets itchy. Tbh armpits get the itchiest regrowth, for me anyway.
that is 100% true.
but since i found that i actually enjoy all my body hair being off, i just shave everything 1-2 times a week.
except my beard. gotta have something to remain dwarven.
Ugh, that's so much work, though. I found that the OG Ball-ber (trimmer for your balls) had guide combs that were perfect for my body hair and trimming my whole body only took 10 minutes.
When I broke it I upgraded to the Pro, and unfortunately the guide comb sucks (it's a shitty dial one that's facing the wrong way).
Shaving can be... bad: https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
Came looking for exactly that epic story 😄
OP didn't mention the AGONIZING itch you get from the skin rubbing. Make sure to use some powder or some shit. Also it grows back in a week and takes so much time.
Just get a bidet.
Trick is to NOT trim it down to perfect clean shaven. Leave some small tiny little hairs. It won't itch. Been doing that exact thing myself but I'm not willing to prove it.
YMMV if your crack hair is harder than mine.
And if you work out, the sweat just makes it all slidey back there ++ungood.
For the love of god, if your skin is irritated, do not use shit to try and fix it.
/s
Water people. Just fucking wash your ass, it's hygienic and it feels nice too. Use a bidet, or just sit on the fucking bathroom sink (provided it's installed on the floor, and not the wall). It's amazing how poor ass hygine is for a nation that keeps going on about "eating ass".
Well now everyone at work is looking at me funny.
They said "bathroom" not "break room".
Just flush and use the water from the toilet. After all it is a WC.
The nation fears that it might feel nice.
I will get a bidet the day they invent one that sprays soapy water. Washing your ass without soap is like washing your hands without soap.
Washing your ass in the sink is unsanitary. I don't need shit particles in my sink bowl. I much rather just hop in the shower after a shit and wash my ass with body wash after I'm done wiping. If you have a detachable showerhead, it's easy to do so without getting your whole body wet.
My bidet is like a pressure washer seriously, it has quite a bit of pressure, enough to make it pretty unpleasant if I crank it up on high.
Yeah, it's not soap but I'm not using my ass to eat, I'm just trying to get all the shit off of it so I don't get weird ass-rot and hemorrhoids.
Mine was about $30 on sale and it increased my quality of life in ways that are hard to describe. Shitting at work is a lot worse now, I feel like a barbarian sitting around with a dirty ass all day.
Bidet is the way
Wait till he finds out what it feels like growing back in
bidets or water solve this too
Ours was only about $27, hooked up on about 20 minutes with just a wrench, and has worked flawlessly for the last 2 years.
Easily the best $27 I've ever spent, and the entire family agrees. People who immediately shut down the conversation because it's icky, need to grow up.
As often is the case, it's best to do a little of both.
Nair bikini on ur butthole. It will change ur life.
Yall ever fucked with an aerodynamic anus before????
I've been doing this with "Veet gel cream hair remover - sensitive hair removal cream" for the past 6 months and it really is a game changer. No burning (and I've left it on longer than 10 minutes), wiping is almost always a one-and-done, BO is gone, it's amazing, honestly.
Nair feels like getting the shit chemically burned off. I'll shave with cream and a blindfold before ever doing that again.
I don't care how silky the hole is. I would rather do gymist poses in the mirror.
I guess you’ve got really delicate skin :P I’ve definitely left the cream on longer than they suggest and I never got any irritation or chemical burns.
The worst is a couple ingrown hairs that are irritated for the first few days.
Must.
Ex used extra strength. Tried it then. My little pale ass felt like I got dunked in an acid vat.
Errbody different. Glad it works for you and your silky holes lol
Ouch that sounds bad. I did have one time using a slightly different product and it burnt bad and I had to jump in the shower immediately to get it off haha.
May your butt find freedom for its follicles.
On the other hand, your ass has no secrets now. Every fart is an announcement. You took the muffler away.
I'm glad you mentioned this is for Americans because here in Canada calling the winter water "cold" is like saying the sun is "hot". I can handle the cold water on my skin but shooting it directly at my butthole is not happening.
You haven't lived until you shoot ice water at your brown eye
lmao you better not be poking someone's ass when you do that, might lose a finger
For the record bidets are pretty great though, but I went ahead and got a heated one because I am not a masochist.
The heated seats are really useful during the winter, though. And warm/hot water can often be better at "rinsing" solid material than cold water. I've noticed that it takes longer to feel fully clean with a non-electric bidet than an electric one. It's like trying to rinse dishes with cold water vs rinsing with scalding hot water. One will get the job done much faster.
You’re holding it wrong.
It might be overkill, but I'll keep my overpriced bidet with heated water/seat. Cleaning is not that bad, I just do it the same time I clean the bowl.
Right, it's not significantly different from just wiping down the seat and/or bidet nozzles even in a non-electric one.
Eh I got a $250 chinese seat model with a heated reservoir, heated seat, basically enema mode, child lock, self-clean, lights the bowl, 3 years now and it's great. Cleaning really not that big of a deal, especially compared to someone accidentally spraying the handheld all over, kids playing with it, etc
Great suggestion! I also am sold to bidets. I went to look at the link you posted, and they have a hilarious image of a 100k$ bathroom with their 80$ bidet there, just sticking out like a sore thumb XD.
If you need a bidet to get your ass clean, what the fuck do you do when traveling?
One could also change diet
Travel bidet! Some can attach to water bottles and some have their own little reservoir.
Dude my superpower is that diarrhea comes out as filtered drinking water.
How can I delete someone else's post?
First person I ever followed here
Nevermind I don't know how to follow peolle
Nikls: “Stop, you fiend!” Spez: “you’ll never stop me!” Nikls: -unzips, bends over…. Spez: O_O
I have been tempted to try IPL hair removal myself
It's a good idea if you have the right sort of skin tone. IPL works best on people with light skin and dark hair, but it might work on other combinations as well. Unfortunately, it doesn't work very well on dark skinned people
I love my at home hair removal thingy, these work!
I eat a lot of fibre; makes the cleaning part a lot easier.
But these hairs that we have a fetish for removing are functional for our health and comfort, to varying degrees.
I take a monster shot of psyllium husk everyday. Hardly anything to wipe and my shit no longer stinks.
If you shave your ass you chafe like fucking crazy.
What is this person's diet like? I mean feces is supposed to be a somewhat solid log, not a splattery mess. I guess Cheetos and Mountain Dew three times a day does that?
You need to drink more water.
I guess I wanted to say fresh poop should have the consistency and texture of new Playdoh straight from the can. If you grab it and bend it slightly, small cracks should appear.
If there's little moisture then it means your body is trying to get liquid from the stool.
Stool? Good luck making furniture from what I do... this afternoon I thought I gave birth to a jellyfish but when I looked it turned out it was just a bucket of blood.
I mean the worst is usually the one that is mostly solid but something fucked it just a bit and now its like 15% towards veing runny. Just solid enoigh to come out relatively in one piece but also soft enough to spread all over your ass.
Had one like rhat yesterday. Did not have plans to shower that day but alas I went straight from the shitter into the shower.
A bottle of water. Wash yourself back there. Yes, like properly with your hand, like what you do in the shower. A lot more hygienic.
No, it's not "disgusting" doing that. You go back there with toilet paper anyway. You think shit moisture doesn't get on your hand when using toilet paper?
"Shit moisture", you ppl. are going insane..
is that Pangaea?
I think the planet is actually called "Dirt" or something like that
Close. It's called Ground.
It's Ohio.
The meme that the template came from: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/021/062/b16
The Ohio flag (shown on the space suit of the astronaut with the gun): https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Flag_of_Ohio.svg/1280px-Flag_of_Ohio.svg.png
I tend to just hop in the shower for a sec.
But all of that is only really an option at home, anywhere else it's eternal wiping.
Or get a Bidet. Like a build in one.
The comedian Daniel Sloss does a bit on this.
Was he the one who did the whole “like trying to get peanut butter out of carpet” bit?
Yes!
Alternatively, don't be a shit poster. Did I take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?
Depilatory creams are your friend in that area.
Careful with the bidet conversation. I saw someone on plebbit explain how they don't have to wash their hands after they take a shit because they have a bidet that washes and dries their asshole.
Most teachers are women that do not need to worry about wiping a hairy ass. If school was taunt by men or nurses that wipe adult asses it would get mentioned.
Probably
What a bizzare thing to say. Plenty of women have hairy asses. And no, men wouldn't teach this is they were the majority of teachers for the same reason women don't - it's not socially acceptable. The parents of the children would riot. Sex education is only taught because of how important it is, and it still makes a lot of parents uncomfortable.
Fair.
Okay, here's what you do. Just keep a small container of skin cream with you. when you are done your bisuness, apply a small amount to the toilet paper, and wipe until clean. it helps remove and moisturize at the same time. you would never need to but those non flushable wipes again.
I don't think you understand. If I were to concoct a shitass story about being a shitass, and put that on the shitass interwebs, what would a shitass AI response look like? Respond as a shitass. Thanks.
There should be life tutorial for autists, with Buller points and shit. It would be much easier that way.
Wet wipes. Does everything a bidet does w/o getting a squirt in your asshole.
And then you have that nasty little foot pedal trashcan next to your toilet because you don't flush the wipes, right?
...you don't flush the wipes...do you?
Ofc not. But rather have trash in a trash can then shit squirting in my ass like a fetishist. But you do you boo.
This has "washing your ass is gay" vibes. Let me ask a question in language you will understand: how is spraying your ass with water more gay than rubbing and occasionally (accidentally) fingering your asshole every time you shit?
You accidentally finger you asshole? Now I see why you need that to be the case. Anyways I shower that's why I don't need wet wipes or a bidet. Just sound like you like being back there.
hey lemmy get a load of this this guy, he's proud to have shit all over his ass and people definitely talk about his poop smell when he isn't around
Better then sticking fingers in my ass and calling it "cleaning". Trust me all your friends are talking about your "habits". Also forgot to change accounts.
its called washing your hands after shitting lol. good ol fashioned hygiene, like not letting shit linger in your ass crack
Way to admit you either don't have a job (workplaces use garbage tp) or you don't clean your ass, which is disgusting but on brand.
Idk, all I do know is you need that to be the truth. Enjoy your ass play and stop having multiple accounts, that's actually beta male energy. Enjoy playing with your asshole.
Shit comes out of your ass, bidet washes it off. If your bidet is squirting out shit, you hooked it up wrong. Really wrong...boo.
Idk I've used 2 and both times they were spitting water in my asshole.
Skill issue
Fuck. "Git gud nub"
WTF? Fetishist? That's getting weird...
Ofc it is, that's why I don't like squirting stuff up my asshole.
Bidets don't shoot water up your ass, you dolt. Its not an enema, it just just sprays off the exterior.
Idk why you need to convince yourself that spraying and shooting are different but ok...
Yall so sensitive about getting water squirted up you assholes.
Idk own it at least.
Because that's not how you use a bidet.
It's like complaining that beds are uncomfortable when you sleep UNDER them.
What in the actual fuck are you talking about? Shit squirting in your ass?!? Seriously, no idea if you have no idea how they actually work, or if you've used a model/method that I can't even comprehend.
I believe they are referring to the mythical Brazilian mini-enema.
Heh, that doesn't clarify for me, and definitely not looking that up 😆
Ya, your being disingenuous and I'm disengaging. Do a basic Google search before you say that bidets don't shoot water in your ass.
Who's being disingenuous? I never said bidets don't shoot water in your ass, I quoted you directly, who said:
YOU claimed they somehow shoot shit in your ass, so that's what I addressed, now you're saying I'M being disingenuous by quoting you directly?? OY, yeah, please just disengage.
Same, do a basic Google search and post it then. ill wait
What? Do a basic Google search for......what, exactly? And post.....what?? What the fuck are you talking about, once again??
So it takes all the fun away from using a bidet
Shit you got me there. Didn't know it was a feature not a bug.
This was my solution for the longest time until I finally bought a bidet. Wet wipes are definitely a thousand times better than just dry tissue and if they're working for you go for it, I just got tired if having to go buy more and decided a one time purchase and install of a bidet would be easier. Everyone in this thread is going to recommend a bidet, as do I now that I've started using one, but wet wipes were my go to and no bathroom should be without them
Ikr? People are treating my feeling towards thier bidet enjoyment as a personal affront.
People in the internet have strong opinions. I'm definitely in the bidet good camp, but I also don't really like telling other people what to do so if wet wipes are doing it for ya, keep it up!