Spyke

I hope PETA wins the fight to prevent them from being hunted to make whiskey stones. 😢

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They've actually all been murdered cut up into little curling stone memorabilia actually. $89 to own a tiny piece of the Olympic stones

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I just picture a couple of them seeing a therapist holding a stone doll asking where the bad Canadian man touched them.

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Every ecologist knows curling stones don't hibernate, they migrate to Canada for mating and birthing and the young one's education.

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Much like monarch butterflies, those are actually two separate species. The species of Curling Stone which returns to Scotland is actually on the IUCN Red List.

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I love this kind of quiet, nerdy humor. Turning sports equipment into little creatures with a seasonal life cycle is oddly wholesome and very clever.

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lemmy.zip

they have been observed in Alaska, Chile, Greenland, Iceland, Svalbard, Uganda and Venezuela

Are… are there glaciers in Uganda?

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