Me: Aw you poor dog come here.

Badger: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Me: You look hungry lets get you fed.

Badger: Oh shit forreal?

Soul Hunters.

Invented to track down rich people after they die so they can keep their generational wealth.

Also to fuck with poor people.

Sign Language works pretty well.

We picked it up when my daughter was younger and we just kept going. Now we use it to speak to each other from across the room during loud events.

A friend and I were walking home at night alongside a forest. When in the trees we both spot a lady in a white nightgown just standing there looking toward the road.

It was an urban legend in our community that the white lady would frequent the woods and steal kids. So we were properly freaked out and ran home as fast as humanly possible.

Is Biden okay? Because he looks sick af.

Man this is cursed. It makes his head look bigger than it already is.

Ah okay so this won't apply to me.

My wife LOVES her Kailh Box Navy switches but good lord she starts writing an email I need to leave the room lol.

TL;DW: The real winner was the treasure in ourselves we found along the way.

Stoked for Vice City and the graphics look pretty good!

Won't hold my breath for PC release in 2025 but one can dream.

The upgrades look pretty good for anyone on a 5 or older. Software features were tempting but my 6 Pro gets one more Android update next year so I can probably build off for another couple of years unless my battery craps out sooner.

Hope 7 years of updates becomes the industry standard.

Not me over-stimulating myself by going out with friends straight after work.

But if i go home after work with the promise of going out later then my chances of actually making it back out of the house drastically go down.

Can't wait to leave after 10 hours of bad screen to go home to 10 hours of good screen.

Worked in a smoothie shop where the boss preached this incessantly.

We all went in the back and sat down whenever he left.

The fact that it happened soon after the API changes on the other site helped solidify Lemmy as a true alternative for me. Place was filling with references to the no-poop dude.

Hell yeah

One of those backpacks is just to hold his money!

"Athleisure" wear

You're kicked out of the potluck for life if you bring this over.