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lemdro.id

Me: Aw you poor dog come here.

Badger: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Me: You look hungry lets get you fed.

Badger: Oh shit forreal?

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Badger: I think there might be something to this domestication thing.

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Senselessreply
feddit.de

I think I might have a stroke. I can hear images.

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Saik0reply
lemmy.saik0.com

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Need one more exclamation point (❗) at the beginning of the Snake line, but, yeah. That's the whole song right there.

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lemmy.ca

I know this is a joke and all, but I'm really doubting it'd be too cold in October for a blue heeler; those dogs are tough as nails

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You're not wrong, but I also think it really depends on where you are. It can get too cold for dogs in October in some places. In Colorado mountains, it's averages of 20s Fahrenheit (slightly below zero Celsius). I wouldn't keep my dog out in that weather for long. Unless it's a badger.

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Wow, the caniform suborder includes dogs, wolves, foxes, bears, badgers, minks, ferrets, and seals sealions and walruses! 😮🐻😍🐶🐕

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Maybe he ate some mushrooms before loading that blue heeler aboard.

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lemmy.today

At first I thought it was a honey badger..

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