Ugh, nothing worse than mis-timing a Molly

Not me over-stimulating myself by going out with friends straight after work.

But if i go home after work with the promise of going out later then my chances of actually making it back out of the house drastically go down.

I played it cool for an entire uber ride home at 7am and walked inside feeling like I'd totally gotten away with it.

Went to brush my teeth, looked in the mirror and and remembered there was a facepainter at the event and I looked like Ziggy Stardust.

We've all been there

Mitch McConnell