yeah cause women like dick and thats gay

aaron schwartz rolling in his grave

zelensky

so this actually worked for me one time i was at the shops with a homie and i locked eyes with a v cute girl checking out and got this shiver down my whole body and a depressing epiphany that id never meet her or know her name. anyway turns out my homie knew her and sent her a msg asking if she wanted my contact info, she said yes and msgd me asking about the cute girl shiver i was talking to my homie about. we dated for a year but just didnt really click

they bought us those participation trophies

i wish they dated their comics cause man this ones old

i dont get it can someone pls explain

oh is this why i nearly murdered that guy for dropping his cigarette butts down the drain

damn its impossible to disagree. hyped for pride! mwa

brb searching for a fuckgolf community and posting this george carlin clip https://youtu.be/Z4w7H48tBS8?si=VNVx9CGpBd9wtyi0

yo wtf can i get some context behind this photo, is there video? what a fkn unreal photo

holy shit fascinating they behave like my cat with mice, thanks so much that video blew my tiny little brain out the back of my head

met a guy on xbox last night called BaldyLocks cracked me up

and the diablo 4 community is dead lmao

i have hallucinogen perception persistance disorder, basically means im permanantly tripping from abusing lsd in my early 20s. shit can be dangerous, punching holes in my brain aye

court went ok, not going to jail, sentence is April 10. got a meeting in an hour, picking up 1 month coin. first and hopefully last 1 month.

cuddle puddle*

its not possible. what is possible is getting hallucinogen perception persistance disorder, what i have from abusing far too much lsd in my early 20s.

delirious from sleep deprivation. ain't all sunshine n roses, 58, iamsober says 2mo tomorrow

cool to see all of lemmy support our new friend. first week is tough but ideally you only have to go through it once