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It's not the motion of the cushion...

That's not the old saying but you know what I'm saying.

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Cipher22reply
lemmy.world

Of course not. The author clearly spells out that they're not penetrating that market.

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I beg to differ! Um, I mean I have a “friend” who begs to differ!

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Man, no wonder I work so hard. I thought it was my low self-esteem, which is not correlated with my penis size, or that’s what I thought.

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lemmy.world

You sure are putting a lot of effort into reading that, aren't you?

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lemmy.world

Well I'm a woman, so it's impossible for a small penis joke to affect me.

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lemmy.world

Name any woman who chases worldly success to compensate for genetic shortcomings in her reproductive system.

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Haha, you got me there.

The only one that could be slightly relevant ist Catherine the Great who had 22 lovers, many of which were a lot younger than her and there is an urban legend about her having a very vulgar erotic cabinet that she ordered to be made, but there has never been any proof of it.

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