I am very much not flexible enough, but I have to imagine it feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

Some might consider that a bonus, but not me.

Moody Piss Jug is the name of my new Punk/Shoegaze band.

He would have kept not worrying about it if Nala hadn't shown up.

It's the recommended serving sizes that are out of touch with reality.

I don't know how they do it elsewhere, but here in New Zealand, they put "per 100g" measurements on the labels which are really helpful.

The teacher is probably looking for something like "Because 40-20 is positive".

The monitor is telling Windows to install a driver which has ads in it.

Agreed - though this is likely the first step towards ads being built-in to the monitor itself.

Among tech-savvy people, maybe... I'd wager that, given a pop-up on the monitor asking for the Wifi credentials, at least 80% of people would oblige it.

And a non-connected monitor could still have ads, they just wouldn't be able to change them. They could either charge extra for built-in ads, or just advertise their own stuff.

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

"ChatGPT chooses not to eat where it already shat"

The ability to apply community patches easily was super handy as well. It made installing games like Dungeon Keeper and Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines extremely simple.

It's now been months since I've successfully got Lutris to even install a game. It practically turned to slop overnight.

Good thing they zoomed in on the joke. I was far too distracted by "25" and "Oceanside, CA".

Man - Bioshock having trouble running on modern systems makes me feel extremely old.

LG used to put really good DACs in their phones. So for somebody who uses his phone as an MP3 player that can also take calls, my LG V30 was perfect.

I don't think so.

No UBI proponent has given me a convincing argument that inflation greedy bastards won't eventually increase prices to the extent that the extra money would be effectively wiped out. Which would be especially bad because people often propose UBI as a replacement for welfare - so those on a benefit get what little spending power they have eliminated, and only those with jobs can absorb the increased costs.

Also, governments don't tend to go around handing out money (well, to those who actually need it) willy-nilly. Most social welfare/workers' rights gains in the 20th century were because western governments were afraid that the October Revolution might give their citizens ideas. As of now, there's no longer threat of an alternative to Capitalism.

...you think your degree is going to help you get a job? How cute.

Commies gotta pump those numbers up if they want to come even close to capitalism's death toll.