Might I intrude upon thy discourse a moment, to speak a tongue we all may forthwith comprehend?

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Going to jail as a poor person means you lose your job

Going to jail as a rich person apparently gets you a promotion

Interesting

"after all why not? Why shouldn't I snatch some fangirl right out of highschool?"

I was grateful that my teachers were chill with this

I'd finish my math work while the teacher was still explaining it to the class, and just start reading a book. Teacher was fine with it because I was a good student and got good grades.

Rant incoming

Although I do have one particular gripe with that teacher unrelated to any of that. Question was how far was a person in a pool from the life guard on a life guard tower. I found the hypotenuse, moved on to other questions. Got marked wrong so I brought it up to the teacher, and her explanation was that she wanted the distance from the person to the tower (the BOTTOM of the tower?????) under the logic that you wouldn't just float on up in a straight line to the life guard. First of all, the question was specifically worded as distance from person to life guard, NOT travel distance. Secondly to the BOTTOM of the life guard tower??? You wanted that value, not even the added distance of the length to the bottom of the tower and the length to climb the tower??????

If you asked me how far away a plane in the sky is from me, and I answered 5 feet, I'd look like a damn idiot.

I kind of wish I pushed her on that question harder. I kind of just thought "good lord she's out of her mind" and sat back down because it had little to no impact on my grade. But I have lived years being pissed about getting that question wrong, I simply cannot move on from it.

Harry Potter is fascinating to me because the books have messages against bigotry in them, and you look at the author and wonder how the gap between reality and the story could possibly exist

But think of all the supposed swing voters that they're winning over

Any day now they'll start voting blue, I'm sure of it

Any day...

The unnecessary big red circle is the crux of all human souls

Shocking how the graph of everything else can go up, and yet the pay rates trail behind at a snails pace

It's not like there aren't other disposable cups used, but yeah, very common

The guy near the front is so casual, just backs away with his arms still crossed, and then waddles off

Ok, ignoring the blatant disregard for human life Israel has exhibited over the last forever, isn't this monumentally stupid? Couldn't this just spread to Israel as well?

Quit paying unfair taxes to the crown

American common people also won't see 1% of the wealth...

Kind of a lose-lose for everybody involved except the already rich people

I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

She's an eldritch horror whos age is beyond human comprehension of time, naturally

Back in my day, our phones were powered by the wrath of Zeus. We had to anger him BOTH WAYS to get some lightning to call and hang up.

I mean to be fair there's a good chance it ends in the death of whatever fuckwit comes after him. If the police have a 50% mortality rate, you're probably going to run out of people who want to be police before you run out of "terrorists"

My tiny dog is shockingly not like this

Quiet, very rarely barks, first instinct when meeting a new person is to roll over for belly rubs, and quite smart and well behaved all round

Best dog I could've asked for

I'll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

It's shocking how many confederate flags there are in what was such a pro-union state