Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”
I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot
That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there
"Get me some oil so I can tap this tight hole. You're going to need to screw it hard, and then drop a double nut on it. Make sure to keep your bush clean, or you can try sticking your finger in and twisting it around, otherwise you'll never get this hard shaft into it. And remember: if it's walking funny when you drill, try putting the tip between a pair of nuts."
Maybe a bit more machining, but it's not even a stretch to make it sound absolutely terrible. Those are all even pretty reasonable statements in context (if you know zero slang), not just isolated words.
The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. ...about LM-CM docking, of course.
You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.
From those only pentest has kind of a sus name. But that's understandable, hackers are degenerates. Also there's a reason it's called pentest and not the full name lmao.
Master/slave
Finger/poke
Fsck fsck
Insert, upsert
there are so many links that i've clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|
i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?
I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That one is frowned upon by some cultures.
Construction is like this too.
Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”
Edit, nailing studs.
I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot
That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there
how do you know someone's from Cincinnati?
Don't worry, they'll tell you
I'll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati
I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.
Political slogan from the 1840's Presidential campaign ("Tippacanoe and Tyler too!")
"Get me some oil so I can tap this tight hole. You're going to need to screw it hard, and then drop a double nut on it. Make sure to keep your bush clean, or you can try sticking your finger in and twisting it around, otherwise you'll never get this hard shaft into it. And remember: if it's walking funny when you drill, try putting the tip between a pair of nuts."
Maybe a bit more machining, but it's not even a stretch to make it sound absolutely terrible. Those are all even pretty reasonable statements in context (if you know zero slang), not just isolated words.
Had any "Full penetration butt welds" lately?
No
touch?No
touchonlycatDo not the cat
haha forking processes and killing children
wait
Remove child from parent using fork
:)
Daemon spawning mmm
We used to
fingerour users too.Oh my god I'm sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You're just so pretty...
I dumped my core so fast ...
Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.
I think there are 4 reasons:
Linux shell also has... a thing going on.
fingerunzip
root
Software, firmware, and hardware.
Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.
Vibe coding before it was cool
The only good kind of vibe coding*
With cargo mommy integration for all the horny people rusting
--force
--verbose is for when you want dirty talk
😳
you cannot create art if you aren't horny.
Isn't Morrissey asexual?
touch grassOh, I KISS all the time!
Keep It Stupid. Simple!
Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times
Some of us aren't repressed!
It goes WAY back.
The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called
KISSING. ...about LM-CM docking, of course.You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.
Tell me more about Alice's brother Bob's sisters.
Maybe they can help me find a new way to decompress.
Wait till you get into game development. You'll be doing a lot of parent/child relationship, and killing orphans.
Zip, unzip it.
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,...
That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring
It's all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.
Docker...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fnWypQz6X2U
We're good with technology, so we're VERY easily able to find our EXACT preferred porn for our EXACT fetishes. That snowballs.
Also, forget ALT-TAB. We Linux users LOVE having keyboard shortcuts for completely different desktops... for reasons.
From those only pentest has kind of a sus name. But that's understandable, hackers are degenerates. Also there's a reason it's called pentest and not the full name lmao.