Nah, I just have this nasty soy sauce that constantly leads to weird out of body experiences.

Fair enough. I think we can agree there.

"I love you, christians. I am a christian!"

Who the fuck talks like that? And who the fuck votes for a guy that talks like that?

Heard this once said: Caine played his character as a very straight human, while Tim Curry played his character in Muppet's Treasure Island like he's himself an unhinged muppet. To the credit of both of these actors, it works perfectly in their respective movies.

I'm still convinced he only wants Greenland because it looks big on a map.

Honest question from a European: Do you guys still have journalism somewhere? It all seems to be political propaganda or outrage clickbait with you guys.

To someone from Europe like me, the US very much feels like a dystopian hellhole whenever I read stories like these. How can a government hate its people so much?

This is the same guy who wants to put implants into people's brains and send them to Mars. Let that sink in.

That's not PTSD. He's a narcissist and that was the last moment where he was the center of national attention and it looked like there was no way he could lose. Then Biden stepped down.

The Dilbert guy really went off the deep end, didn't he?

As someone who looked up to the US as a kid in totalitarian East Germany, I feel so sad about what this country is turning into.

Which is a terrible app. I made the mistake of buying a HP printer and that app crashes more than it works (and the printer doesn't work without it, of course).

Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

Wow, a calendar that automatically shortens the description of the month when you're further away, fancy!

Conservative policies have literally never been effective either socially or economically. They only funnel money from the poor to the rich. That's it.

Holy shit, that's the best AI animation I have seen yet!

Well, as a German, I would advise that she be should be cursed so that hair is constantly growing out of her mouth. Haha. The end.

Because empathy is socialism apparently.

Flattering angle, professional photographer trying to make him look good, beard hiding signs of aging vs. unflattering angle, paparazzi scum trying to make him look bad, no beard to hide aging.

I mean it's not dumb if the goal is weakening the US. Which is what Putin likely ordered.