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Reddit enrages users again by ditching thank-you coins and awards

Amazing. Really does sound like they’re trying to sabotage the site now.

I was thinking about it; Lemmy could technically implement a system of gold on its own e.g can give one award a month after hitting a certain karma level or something to siphon more Reddit users.

But a lot of people on this site seem to not want normie Reddit users flocking here and my personal expectation is that people here would not care for awards. So whether they flock here or not will likely depend on how fed up they get.

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Anon gets a girlfriend

who invited this shit covered stinky fatass to our party?

no one wants to say it

fuck it

ask him to leave

he mumbles something about “his spot”

somehow manages to stand up with his massive obese frame

pushes me over and sits on me

weight of the world

look at everyone for help

they look away

please help me

eventually sits on other people too

lie and tell him I’ll be his gf if he gets off me

fatass agrees

take longest shower of my life after and rethink my choices

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Love Burnout

Should’ve unmatched her or ghosted the second she canceled the first date. She laughed at anon because he has no self respect or awareness; she saw him still thinking he isn’t just a number after she clearly blew him off twice in his face.