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Jimmy Kimmel returns with what audience members describe as 'emotional' monologue, no apology
The fucking nerve to even imply that an apology was expected or required.
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Jimmy Kimmel returns with what audience members describe as 'emotional' monologue, no apology
The fucking nerve to even imply that an apology was expected or required.
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Moss
It always staggers me when I remember that for roughly sixty million years during the Carboniferous Period, there were trees but no microorganisms capable of decomposing them.
Just sixty million years of branches falling off and trees falling down and... just sitting there on the ground, not rotting at all.
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Lauren Boebert says she "fell short of values" after Beetlejuice groping video.
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Bringing up AOC every time Boebert shits the bed is unfair and degrading to AOC.
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The audacity
Normalize punching bad bosses in the nuts.
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Cannot be unseen
Well that's pretty rude. Kathy Bates is an attractive person and doesn't deserve this kind of slander.
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Kanye West told a Jewish Adidas manager to kiss a photo of Hitler "every day"
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Untreated mental illness supplemented by fame-induced yes-men syndrome.
What he needs is a good slap and a kick to the groin.
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Trump says he's refusing intel briefings so he won't be accused of leaks
The truth is he can't control what pops out of his mouth and he knows that.
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Stephen King gives blunt three-word response after discovering Florida banned 23 of his books in schools
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Technically it was a train, and they were experiencing a transcendent connection across time with their older selves, in a deliberately unsettling and transgressive scene meant to evoke the rawness of adolescence being laid bare before the worst cosmic horror -- an eldritch carrion-eater who feeds on destroying the souls of children -- as a way of reclaiming strength from vulnerability. At any rate, depiction is not endorsement.
But yes, considering how many actual adults misinterpret and mischaracterize that scene, I don't recommend that particular book to children -- not because they'll be damaged by it, but because they won't have the wisdom of age to understand it.
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Black Texas student given additional suspension for loc hairstyle
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What do you want to bet that the code for "female students" is at least three times as long and contains the words "leg skin"?
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Far-Right Activists are Planning an Anti-Sex-Ed Convoy Targeting Alberta Teachers’ Association Building
Groomers hate sex ed, because it eliminates the ignorance they need to exploit in order to lure in their victims.
If kids don't know they're being abused, they can't tell on their abusers. Gotta ask why the right wing is so vehemently against empowering children.
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Anon tries to flirt
If you use language like "beta" unironically, you may already be a beta.
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White House to Vet Smithsonian Exhibits to Ensure They 'Align With Trump's Interpretation' of US History'
Just fucking close the museum if you're going to comply with this shit. He has no authority to do this, so why are people always just bending over to get fucked by his tiny dick?
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Texas attorney general says he will sue doctor who gives abortion to Kate Cox
It's not too late to abort Ken Paxton.
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Dax would beat the ass of anyone putting dumbass words like that in her mouth.
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What should I do if I find a bag by the road that I'm concerned it's a dead body?
At the very least, OP, dumping garbage by the road is against the law, so even if it's just regular garbage, you are reporting a crime regardless. Bonus: a cop has to deal with someone else's garbage.
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(Solved) A Minor Mystery: Can anyone identify where this image of DeForest Kelley pulling a rabbit out of a hat comes from?
It looks like Kelley's head photoshopped onto a stock image of a magician.
Edit: Yup, found the magician. Now to see if I can find where that headshot is from. It's definitely TOS era.
Edit 2: Couldn't find it with a simple reverse image search, so I looked for "DeForest Kelley smiling" and found the original image of him on this delightfully old-school web page dating back to 2001. (Bless him, the page is still active and has a counter and everything.) The image makes it clear that it is indeed from Star Trek, but he has on a unique formal looking tunic with a split collar, which should make it easy to narrow down to a specific episode.
Edit 3: Some reverse image searching on the full image led me to the ever-useful site getyarn.io, which provided a clip of the exact moment of this image, in which Bones is saying "a teddy bear?" It's from TOS S02E10, "Journey to Babel". Here's a longer clip with the amusing context:
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Columbine vibes
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Daddy didn't give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear.
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Now Apple users can truly flex
I have always had an Android phone, while my wife has had iPhones. Whenever one of the kids got old enough to get their own phone, they inherited hers and gave her an excuse to get a new iPhone. (Meanwhile I just traded mine in.)
The unintentional result is that she can never find a charging cable or block for her phone because the kids keep taking them (and inevitably somehow breaking them), while I have a surplus of ways to charge my own. And also the kids' batteries are always low, because they can't figure out how to ration screen use with an old-ass worn out battery.
So everyone else in the house is always squabbling about who took the charger, while I rarely see my phone dip below 50%. They hate it SO MUCH when I point this out. I swear I try not to smirk when I do.
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Happy Man
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Thisnis the assumption we should all go on, for two reaeons: (1) We don't want to enable the potential persecution or reprisals for an innocent person, and (2) Who actually wants them to catch the guy anyway?
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Please pick a password starting with ad and ending with min
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Oh and also, "change this every four weeks please."
Okay then. NEW PASSWORD: pa$$word_Aug24