It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.
Yeah. I mean, as an autistic man I can put myself in his shoes. People don’t really accept you and you always seem to say the wrong things or the right things at the wrong times. You want to be liked and accepted, so you accumulate wealth to try to have social standing and influence. But even as the richest man you still can’t really find your footing socially. It’s sad and I feel for the guy on some level.
He technically was forced to buy it. He first wanted to buy it but then he didn't want it anymore after he saw how many bots there are instead of actual users afaik. There was no return in this dealership or smth.
Not quite right, he said he wanted to buy it but really just wanted to pump the stock to sell it. Then they started forcing him to buy it so he said there were too many undisclosed bots as an excuse. When that didn't work he was forced to buy it anyway.
He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that's an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he's actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we're asking "Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? -- Sha-mona"
I kinda wish these schmucks would spend their billions on Mechas and battle it out anime style.
It's an entirely pointless undertaking, but think about it - it would be an outlet for their sociopathic and narcissistic need to win; it would keep them relevant in headlines as they desire, yet far enough away from the political sphere; the news media gets their headlines; the people would get both work and entertainment out of it.
Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork
According to msn.com and thestreet.com it's a real tweet lol
Such mall ninja vibes
https://www.thestreet.com/technology/one-of-teslas-foremost-bears-issues-bold-challenge-to-ceo-musk
Rare moment of self awareness from Elon?
More like legal backpedal
I don't want to click that link. Are you joking or is that a real quote?
It's a real quote from the article. I haven't investigated further to verify.
Edit: I have some bad news
A rare moment of self-awareness from Lonnie boy.
Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination
I think it's Ketamine in his case. Of course, he is using it under the strict supervision of his personal doctor, Joe Rogan.
And high self confidence
What do large hairy gay men have to do with this?
I need evidence. This one is too much... I'll be back after I look around the internet.
Edit: Wow. Just wow. I just... What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Proof (warning, it's a Twitter link).
Holy cringe Batman
web archive link
He's basically JP from Grandma's Boy.
You’re just jealous of his robot ears
XxEdgeLord69420xX
Hey man, his son has nothing to do with this!
Man edging has a real different meaning these days huh ;)
2003: "You're so edgy 🙄" 2023: "You're so edgy 🥵"
Man, nothing escapes global warming
Sure is more fun nowadays though
It’s always meant being on the edge
Yeah but now it means being on the edge ;)
Ever since I saw this photo I couldn’t take the dude seriously.
The utter irony
That must be a wig right?
It's a Halloween costume
Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord
peaks over graveyard fence
“where’s mark suckaturd? Oh yeh, you got scared of him and showed everyone that you’re full of shit”
I mean Facebook is kind of like a graveyard
Excuse me, what's that thing about the bunkers?
Elon musk is really the answer to, what happens if an incel gets the infinite money cheat
Much of that government subsidies. AKA social programs for nepo / trust fund babies.
Yeah, right, ofc musk has an underground cum jar. That's enough internet for today.
This meme makes a good point, he's so fucking cringe.
I'm starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker
I'm positive
It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.
This was from Tuesday (the comment). A 52 year old man posted that, though I use the word "man" loosely here...
I think you might be in luck.
I'm his age and may or may not have some pics like that...
i'm starting too think being rich is symptom of a mental illness in many cases.
Every time I think Musk has written his stupidest Tweet he goes and proves me wrong. It's honestly impressive.
It was funny for a while, but I'd really like him to hit rock bottom. The guy has a lot of power, and this is really kinda worrying me now.
Skilled with a katana due to extensive training in mother's basement
While you were partying, I studied the blade
Do we... do we call him Emon now?
DigEmon digital monster?
Nice one.
What the hell happened to that man?
Daddy didn't give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear.
wdym 'woudlnt wear'
There was a song from Pearl Jam called Jeremy that had this line:
What they meant is that the mother neglected him because she didn't want to be seen in public with him.
I interpret this more like she neglected him bc she was only interested in dressing up.
It's a lyric from the song Jeremy by Pearl Jam.
My theory is too much blow and huffing his own farts to the point where his brain has turned to mush.
South Africa
Autism trauma is my guess.
Autism trauma?
Yeah. I mean, as an autistic man I can put myself in his shoes. People don’t really accept you and you always seem to say the wrong things or the right things at the wrong times. You want to be liked and accepted, so you accumulate wealth to try to have social standing and influence. But even as the richest man you still can’t really find your footing socially. It’s sad and I feel for the guy on some level.
🤔 Perhaps he needs people he can relate to and who understand he's autistic and so not to take any of his faux pas personally.
This is the challenge
Nothing. He was a scammer and an idiot who got lucky, and that is what he still is, only with more money.
He was fired for incompetence before, let that sink in
He has a sick, twisted piece of shit for a father and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X
He technically was forced to buy it. He first wanted to buy it but then he didn't want it anymore after he saw how many bots there are instead of actual users afaik. There was no return in this dealership or smth.
Not quite right, he said he wanted to buy it but really just wanted to pump the stock to sell it. Then they started forcing him to buy it so he said there were too many undisclosed bots as an excuse. When that didn't work he was forced to buy it anyway.
You're right about this. Musk has two options: Pay a lot of money and receive nothing, or Pay and Buy Twitter
But now we have X, that sounds "lfmao coolest name of all history 😱🤟🔥" in the head of Musk I guess
No one accumulates that kind of money without being a bad guy
I'm still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.
Elin back out because mommy said so.
Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.
[annoying JP voice] I hate your face.
My dream is to one day meet Jonah Hill so I can tell him, "I loved you in Grandma's Boy!"
Emo Musk
I'll take "THINGS A PARTICULARLY STUPID CHILD WOULD SAY" for 1,000, Alex.
So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?
Most preteens are smarter than this twat.
The main difference is that this one has the money to do a much bigger Columbine.
Plus, he's got massive influence on his fanboys who worship his every move
If you gotta say it out loud, it probably isn't true.
He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that's an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he's actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we're asking "Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? -- Sha-mona"
Man that would be a psychological thriller!
Where's his transphobia-ridden manifesto?
No, your honor, it wasn't me who did it! It was I.
🤡
Apparently some random African and Asian child slaves are also his enemies.
While you bought and drove electric cars, I studied the blade.
I hate Facebook but I'm so rooting for Zuckerberg
Right? Like he's definitely evil, but at least he's not a fucking shitgoblin constantly flinging his feces around in public.
I kinda wish these schmucks would spend their billions on Mechas and battle it out anime style.
It's an entirely pointless undertaking, but think about it - it would be an outlet for their sociopathic and narcissistic need to win; it would keep them relevant in headlines as they desire, yet far enough away from the political sphere; the news media gets their headlines; the people would get both work and entertainment out of it.
I want him to be the top crab in the bucket as I watch that bucket sail into the sun.
Team nobody here.
I can smell that photograph. Anyone got some oust handy?
Is it axe body spray? That's what I'm picturing
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Oust-Odour-Eliminator-Outdoor-Scent/dp/B000MV4C1U
Much better than body spray...
I'm actually trembling. I think I peed myself.
One more diaper added to the graveyard 😈