So we have an official end-state for SWTOR?

I assume this means SWTOR is finally at an end state after 15 years?

And it ends up being the noble just to pull a “Gotcha!” for subversion’s sake.

I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: Satire is nigh-impossible when reality is already this ridiculous.

TCW S6E10, “The Lost Ones”, was the last chance for the Jedi to avoid Order 66, and they utterly bungled it. To quote the last part of the episode as best I remember:

Yoda: “Know now we do, that guide the creation of the clones from the beginning, Dooku did. Hmm…our enemy created an army, for us.”

Mace Windu: “If this was known, public support for the war effort, the Jedi, and the Republic would vanish; there would be mass chaos.”

Y: “ Cover up this discovery, we must; no one, not even the Chancellor, may know. Valiant men, the clones have proven to be; saved my life, and yours, they have, many times. Believe in them, we must; win the war swiftly, we must, before our enemy’s designs reach completion…whatever they may be.”

MW: “Are you sure we’re taking the right path?”

Y: “Hmm…the right path, no. The only path…yes. Designed by the Dark Lord of the Sith, this web is. For now, play his game, we must.”

I know things had to be in line with RotS, but Jesus Fucking Christ.

More of a sound than a texture TBH, but the way certain types of styrofoam squeak against cardboard boxes legitimately sets my teeth on edge.

Nothing I couldn't pirate right back, given time.

Speaking as an American, you only see those price points on the high-end Gucci ARs; on a good day, an “entry level” AR can run you less than $500 before various taxes & fees. It’s not hyperbole to say there are more guns than people in the US.

(80s-90s sitcom laugh track)

Tbh, I stopped following the MCU after Infinity War, and if what I’ve read about the absolute clusterfuck that is post-Endgame is true, I’m not really inclined to get back into it.

Imagine having/making the kind of money to go out on your off-days…

Does no one bother with quality control anymore?

Aragorn on the cob-of-corn

Can someone fill me in on this “Tesseract” thing? I know what it is regarding geometry & spacetime & whatnot, but how is it related to Lemmy?

I like to think that Washington DC is the fourth, seeing as it’s the national capital, the political & historical center of America, and the fact that things that happen in DC have not just national, but international effects.

Also a fair bit of personal bias tbh, seeing as I live in the metro area.

They just can't seem to take a hint, can they?

Parody & satire are well & truly lost arts.

It’s all about consistency.

The link to the article I derived this from; can't make this shit up.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/diseases-and-conditions/this-controversial-substance-is-suddenly-being-called-a-health-product-by-rfk-jr-doctors-aren-t-celebrating/ar-AA2bDfNc

I never thought I’d see the day when a major performing arts venue was doing everything in its power to put itself out of business.