As is your right.

This video is required watching. Jacob Geller's best work. 37 minutes long, but please watch the whole thing.

Brisk

Why tf do I keep seeing posts about boycotts and protests the day they're happening

I work at a bank call center. One time I had someone call to check the balance on an account they recently opened with us. The bank I work for is regional, and this caller was on the other side of the country. The account number they gave pointed to an expensive private school in our area. When I asked for more information, the caller said they gave someone 500$ to open the account for them, and that person gave them some checks from us with that account number. I got my lead on the line, did some more Q&A, and we determined this person had been scammed, and given fake checks. The lead said they would close the account. The next week I get a direct message from the fraud investigation team director asking me why this account wasn't closed. I was able to provide a screenshot of the message from my lead saying they were going to close the account. They thanked me and that was it. I went to check on it, and over 60,000$ in fraudulent checks had cleared the account in that week. I've only been working there a few months, and I'm 60,000% sure they would have dropped me like a hot potato on the spot.

My favorite part of this is the guy losing his marbles over an open board

YALL NOT ONLY IS IT REAL YOU CAN EDIT IT

Rhe most absolutely cursed thing I've ever posted in Teams was 👁 👄 👁 in the org main chat. The mouth is tilted 45°, all the emojis are huge, and weirdly animated. It was very funny.

Sounds like something I'd pay 16$ to have served by a malnourished hipster on a cutting board to a table lit by a bar bulb as an appetizer.

I post a lot of gifs in my work chat because I'm a highly productive individual, but Teams doesn't have webp support. I thought, "Well that's silly, I'll just convert them to gifs, but webp is clearly a stupid format." Then I converted one, and it had terrible artefacting, choppy framerate, and was over 300% larger. Now I'm mad at Teams.

This movie was so good, and this scene is peak.

We do. It's the 2nd amendment. Literally what it was written for, the forceful reclamation of democratic freedom should it be taken by a tyrannical leadership. Too bad everyone that actually gives a damn about that option is on red team, and blue team thinks the 2nd amendment is for killing children and nothing else.

More like hornithology ayyyy

I don't get it. Hep plz?

Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves. If you haven't figured it out already, that is.

"You guys come up with the neatest stuff." I honestly believe that. I also fully believe this guy is a crow.

Holy shit that cat is huge

I do love the visual of a barista panicking about the wasp, but being unable to do anything about it until their coworker, who is also having a meltdown, types, prints, and applies the label to the cup before handing it to them to catch the wasp

That "did I miss something here?" really instills an image of you standing at a workbench with a live electric eel, various electronics parts, and an IKEA instruction booklet in hand trying to get this thing to charge your phone.

As the dude who wears loud clothes every so often, to the total chagrin of my partner, that compliment you have was the payoff from a dozen "that's ugly" vs a dozen "nah it's dope". Thank you for settling the debate. Lmao