PRECIOUS

I'm pretty sure the creators of the original film almost wanted a parody of slasher films, which is why it's so over the top ridiculous at some points lmao

California wasn't anti-gun until the Black Panthers demonstrated that they too can legally own guns as American Citizens.

Remember folks, armed minorities are harder to oppress!

Everyone deserves a Samwise Gamgee in their life

The Geneva Checklist is almost fucking complete I think. Horrible.

Complete with lift kit doing 98 on the freeway

Humans have the highest capacity for endurance and for a very long time we hunted not by being smarter but by literally following animals until they got tired and gave up before we did.

Distorting images to hide bad cropping from removing watermarks lmfao

All expenses paid luxury vacations as a "gift" seems to be more important to them

Europe: "Why do Americans hate natives and black people?" after raping Africa for its resources.

Y'all qaeda about to find out

Funny comment, shit post

And it works upon release. It isn't a buggy mess with shitty excuses as to why it can't function without a 30-60GB update day 1

How dare he focus on consensual reproduction in his married life instead of helping the GOP take away other women's right to decide otherwise?

Cat has the terminator eye

Blue Grass: I shot my cheating wife and hung myself 🤠 🪕

What a creative way to crop out every watermark

Wont even be a civil war. National guard will fall in line and in the event of Texas actually seceding from the Union, they will find out exactly how much money the US sinks into their state to keep it afloat while their own elected officials flee the first power grid failure

"STOP REACTING TO OUR ATTACKS ON OUR NEIGHBORS, WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE 😡"