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lemm.ee

Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.

91

🎶 My pancreas attracts every other

Pancreas in the universe

With a force proportional

To the product of their masses

And inversely proportional

To the distance between them 🎶

22

Presidential elections? Promo codes? Packing peanuts?

2

As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.

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Frodo was the best of them, but he was carrying a great burden, so we saw him during an internal fight for his very soul, not as his usual self. Frodo was chosen to carry the ring because his pure and generous heart was the least influenced by its power, and it still almost consumed him.

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Over 60: Gandalf is the ultimate goal. Even after death, you can get the white version.

5

I'm going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me

18

Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.

But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam

16

If we can't find one, then you must become one for those around us.

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

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lemmy.world

Hi. It's me. I'm the potato. Please end it quickly.

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