happens with me and ball jointed dolls. It actually came true today

I wish capes were socially acceptable to wear again

it's almost like the rich are the ones actually running the country

The video is so much more funny because the sink cat is the one who turns it on

oo I have an answer of sorts! Humans are endurance predators, not ambush ones. We're meant to be moving often for hunts, standing still for long periods of time isn't what our body's good at.

I feel like a lot of modern society does whatever it can to ignore the fact that we're animals too

more like eating more processed food. and I mean like 'gone through a cooking process' kind of way. We do a lot more now than just burn our meat and eat veggies raw to get nutrients. we simply just don't need to work our jaws so hard to get what we need

if only my wisdom teeth got the memo :+:

everyday I'm thankful I never let curiosity get to the better of me as a kid on the internet

fuck the draft, make everyone spend a year or two in the service industry after high school

the helmet stays on during sex

Ive been considering getting one of these honestly. as an introvert there are just some days where I really don't want to talk to people but retail doesn't care about that and I need money. at least having some kind of gague seems better than just glowering and hoping i don't have to deal with small talk

cats are carnivores. no diet will ever change that. feed your cats meat.

yep when I applied to work at target a few years ago, there should have been absolutely no reason for them to not consider me but I took that thiny veiled screening test and wow I suddenly don't get a response.

fuck corpos man

temtem screwed up by adding micro transactions. and a paid battle pass. like, I've already bought the game and now you want me to spend more money like it's a f2p piece of junk?

dude earlier today a customer genuinely asked me if I was working on black Friday.

like gal the entire roster works. you gotta be in the gd hospital after a freak accident to get out of working on consumerism day ont

One of my favorite hypotheticals is that once someone gets to a billion money they get a trophy that says "I won capitalism" and anything over the limit goes to folk who need it.

Knowing greed, people would certainly find ways around it, but a gal can dream

My favorite thing I learned while researching for writing was that hunter-gatherers worked less hours than the modern human 🙃

iirc the article stated 'work' as when they hunted, not for stuff like cooking and crafting

Damn if only customers treated me as a person

God I don't understand how people think this is cute

I close the lid because otherwise my cat will drink out of the toilet