I really think they need to do a Frame Lite that just does streaming. A 16GB ARM powered standalone device was probably a great idea two years ago, but now we have all this. *gestures to fucking everything*

Well that's the last horseman riding in. Harambe, Farage survives plane crash, Trump elected, Dolly.

Might as well cash that pension in now...

AS A CONSUMER YOU MAY HAVE RIGHTS UNDER APPLICABLE LOCAL LAWS THAT CANNOT BE EXCLUDED, LIMITED OR CHANGED. THOSE RIGHTS TAKE PRIORITY OVER ANYTHING IN THESE TERMS.

So they're saying we should write to our law making representatives and have that changed?

Sounds like a fucking great idea to me.

I remember people freaking out over a rainbow in Diablo 3. Physics is gay.

I'm not convinced even David himself understands his films. Feels like a 40 year project of trolling cinemagoers and watching them pretend they understand it.

Spoiler: it won't be, and the proper buildings will cost twice as much because they'll be in demand.

That's nice at least, Double Fine are one of those devs that have just been doing their own thing for a while now.

They're never going to make the next Fortnite, but on the bright side they're never going to make the next Fortnite.

The PC version was always ass. I think I ended up playing it via back compatibility on the 360...

Maybe, but I don't think the Saudi rulers are lead particularly by belief. That's just some physical world nonsense to keep the plebs in check.

What leads them is money, and the fear that all that oil money they've relied on for the last 100 years or so is going to run out at some point.

That's why games like It Takes Two and Mass Effect will be culled. That's why it'll be wall-to-wall live-service war-slop and sports-slop until the day everyone with even a hint of creativity quits, and then it carries on anyway in a shambling AI form. And people will still lap it up.

Sort of reminds me of when Apple moved into music, and Apple (music publisher) started dragging out documents that said they couldn't do that.

Money won that case, and will win this one. Netflix could just pay them to go away, but honestly this case in 2 days has probably got more people hearing about Demon Hunter (the band) than 25 years of touring ever did...

That unfortunate reality that their enormous wealth has been mostly down to population growth and psychopathic greed, and not because they were born with magical business brains.

I don't trust the AI, I just can't be bothered to argue. At the end of the day it's no longer my code, so I feel no guilt about pushing in slop.

I think the key to a good bad movie is "I want to make a movie but I haven't got any money" or "I want to make a movie but I don't know what I'm doing" rather than "I want to make a movie but I can't really be bothered to put any effort in".

Take Plan 9 From Outer Space. There's a certain amount of charm from seeing a guy hide his face the entire movie to hide the fact that he's clearly not Bela Lugosi, the UFOs being hubcaps on fishing lines, or the fact that all the cockpit scenes appear to be in somebody's shed.

You have to remember that the internet now hates black people so much that they're pretending to like Troy.

I just put a Hue switch on the headboard and stuck a lightstrip behind it. No harsh lighting, can turn it off without moving. Win win.

I hired a new employee to start on Tuesday

He came in on Monday

I fired him on the spot

Can't follow simple fucking instructions

This is what happens when you let children watch the Tate brothers.

I looked on the map. That overlooks Central Park.

If your home overlooks Central Park, I'm pretty sure you can afford a congestion charge.

Time for the antivax doomsday cult to extol the virtues of cancer.

I went on a site the other day, and a massive popup appeared before I could do anything.

"We Respect Your Privacy"

1200+ "data partners".

Big blue "Accept" button.

Yeah, no you don't.