Wow, it's like Peacemaker and his dad, only the son is also Peacemaker's dad.

That's our secret, we just hide it well.

I feel sorry for them for the team that designed this. They had all this shit ready to go and then the RAM and SSD prices went through the roof, and tbh if you're speccing a machine for mass production, those seem like the bits that were always gonna be cheaper by the time it comes to actually building it. Why would they ever go up? They never have before.

It was a nice idea, but the timing had completely fucked it. I don't think it was ever going to compete with the PS5 on price, but right now it's barely even competing with PC on price...

Even the Steam Deck isn't competitive any more.

This is what shows in Steam when you search for it.

This is all you can buy.

That's variation from the average. It could certainly have been presented better.

He was also in that rubbish Roadhouse remake, made by Amazon.

The billionaire class is locked in on rape.

If we all just collectively decided to eat the top one every week, the problem would just sort itself out after a month or so.

It's a brutal time to be releasing hardware like this.

GPU prices, RAM, SSDs, all inflated through the roof.

This should have been the price of a PS5 Pro, with the performance of a PS5 and it's not even that.

I still want the Frame, but only because my OG Rift died a couple of months back. I really don't want to have to go crawling back to Meta for a Quest 3 when I see the price of the Frame, but I'm not optimistic. They really need a reduced spec Frame that just does the streaming portion. With RAM and GPU prices as they are, that would at least make some sense.

Probably so they don't have to declare the milk in the calorie content...

Mental innit? First gen I've ever seen where price of hardware went up...

Cool, fuck off then.

Well yes, but also no.

New rule. Give your product to 10 random people off the street. Get them to pour out one portion that they'd eat.

Take the average, that's now your portion size.

Sega got out of hardware and it's probably the only reason they're still around.

This shit has got greedy hubris written all over it. They've seen the Neo Geo revival and rubbed their little hands together thinking of charging $49.99 a go for Sonic the Hedgehog.

I had a fucked wisdom tooth out, and as he grabbed it with the pliers I heard it crunch and collapse on itself and the dentist went "oh..."

Which isn't a noise you want to hear from a dentist, but again he did the job.

Probably, but given that there are reams of files telling us the sort of things he's done, and nobody does a damn thing about it, you have to ask yourself why would he care?

Maybe we already have, and we're the AI agents designed to fool them into thinking they're still in the real world.

Hope the real us are doing well somewhere.

No, it's the joke they wish they'd thought of for the show.

It was originally written as Pepe Silva, but Charlie Day kept saying it wrong.

Yeah, that's what happens when you triple the price of everything.

2TB drives were about £100 a few years ago and now they're close to £400. That's a fuckin' no from me dog.

Hey ChatGPT, can you make this "article" about 3-4 times longer so I can get paid?

The talk of difficulty is overblown. You can always level up more and often bring a helper to difficult fights you're having trouble with.

If you can beat God of War, you can beat these.

Just takes a while to get out of the button mashing, checkpoint before every encounter mentality.