Ok so the thing is, when you get hit by small car you usually tend to roll over the top w some injuries. You can't really do that when its a giant truck/SUV the height of you and you end up rolling under their BIGASS SUSPENDED VEHICLE

Oh they're finally catching up? Wait until they hear about the Epstein files

Why are there microplastics in the background

Oh oh! I know this one! It's revenge bed time procrastination and it fuckin sucked when I was in highschool + working. The only way I got rid of it was by quitting lol

Fuck minimum wage

I JUST STARTED USING IT TWO WEEKS AGO CMON

Who in the actual fuck censors a 4Chan post

A 4CHAN POST

Wow.. This is the first time I actually smiled from the news since 2025

We are?

Pillow CEO in legal trouble in conservative conference in Gaylord, Texas.. Man this timeline just getting lazy

I don't know how to tell you this buddy..

The news is undermining the shit outta the protests. BBC says thousands, when in reality it was 8 million protestors, 1 mil+ more than Oct. 2025's protest

Warning: BBC Link ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler No Kings protests: Thousands across the US rally against Trump - https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq8wy7g1gd1o :::

This is what we call ragebait! There's too much going on in the news to even bother with this type of 'person'.

Article was posted in 2017

I don't think I would even be sane enough to spend the money if I got out

And I used to think this was horrible.. But some people (Reddit) thinks it's a fun and unique way to advertise

Yeahh last time I was good at my job I got more work for the price of one. I even got to watch my coworkers get paid the same as me to do less work 🥹 Never again

Using the trans person's forename, despite them going by their preferred name

I wish I could pull this look off

Definitely one of the timelines of all time