Light clothing and hats are absolutely not spf infinity.

Women want to fear you, fish will be you, men want to be with you. Use this power responsibly.

Also: not dull.

Everyone who agrees with me proves I'm right. Everyone who disagrees with me proves I'm right.

Your job is framing houses. A big part of that is using a hammer to drive nails. A rational person might expect their employer to make sure the house stands up, or even look at all the nails holding it together. But the world is so far from rational.

Your employer doesn't actually own any hammers, they rent them from OpenHammer (which rents closed-source hammers). OpenHammer bills your employer every time you pick up the hammer, whether you do anything useful with it or not.

Your employer just looks at their bill at the end of the month, and they offer a round of applause and a pat on the back for their most productive employees... you know, the ones that picked up the hammer a bunch of times?

So this "tool" just picks up a hammer a bunch of times, not doing anything useful with it or anything. It's mostly meming on how stupid a lot of employers are getting hyped on AI.

Minimalism is just a conspiracy by big small to sell you more less.

Everyone knows AI scrapers are completely incapable of using ctrl+H

I recently had an issue where Microsoft authenticator needed to sign back in to my work domain. After entering my username and password, it would trigger a push to authenticate on the app. Accepting the push would open the app, canceling the login workflow.

Minimum area to contain unit-sized blocks, or largest blocks in a unit-sized area, depending on your perspective.

I'm a fan of not tetris 2

Those are luxury face bones, they don't count.

OK, show your work.

Neither protecting or serving are actual job requirements.

Imagine having to choose between object-oriented penetration testing keynote and whatever the programming conference has to offer.

I absolutely hate those scrolling number pickers, like on alarm apps. Just pop up the numpad and I can enter a time in 2-4 taps, not 2-3 coarse scrolls of minutes, a fine scroll to the minute I actually want, then repeat that process on the hours.

I hope the things you like get mistaken in the news as white supremacist-related, then nazis all pile on until nobody can enjoy it any more.

It's a gay comic by a gay man about how gay it is to get on your knees and beg for a man (or two guys and their enby buddy) to give you what you want.

To nitpick: it's fair to say his relationships with children were inappropriate. The stipulated behavior crosses a lot of lines of propriety.

The stipulated behavior doesn't amount to being harmful or abusive.

Only one of these creatures has "decapitated a fish to use as a Fleshlight" on their resume.