Neither protecting or serving are actual job requirements.

Imagine having to choose between object-oriented penetration testing keynote and whatever the programming conference has to offer.

I absolutely hate those scrolling number pickers, like on alarm apps. Just pop up the numpad and I can enter a time in 2-4 taps, not 2-3 coarse scrolls of minutes, a fine scroll to the minute I actually want, then repeat that process on the hours.

It's a gay comic by a gay man about how gay it is to get on your knees and beg for a man (or two guys and their enby buddy) to give you what you want.

I hope the things you like get mistaken in the news as white supremacist-related, then nazis all pile on until nobody can enjoy it any more.

To nitpick: it's fair to say his relationships with children were inappropriate. The stipulated behavior crosses a lot of lines of propriety.

The stipulated behavior doesn't amount to being harmful or abusive.

Only one of these creatures has "decapitated a fish to use as a Fleshlight" on their resume.

Nobody has a problem censoring hateful and harmful content, so long as they're the ones that get to decide what that means.

I swear I had to read these headlines like 10 times.

"GOP candidate calls his campaign stop an autism fundraiser, gets banned when venue owner finds out."

Seriously?

What idiot thought it would take a trillion years for the US to rack up $37 in debt?

It has been

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Days since the Internet forgot that profound autism exists.

It's worth noting that vegan and gluten free foods are not more expensive... Substitute foods are

Fuck that, instead of making them increase their imaginary "up to" numbers, make them advertise contractually guaranteed minimums. Id rather have a 25 mb minimum over a 100 mb maximum that usually sits around 8 mb.

I'm just waiting for the day some corporation sends out a press release that says "lol, you got me bro."

It started with Amazon making a shot in the dark recommendation to add high socks to a c programming book.

It stuck because there's a (perceived) high prevalence of trans women in high-skill IT professions and hobbies.

Mind-blowing!

Everyone who agrees with me proves I'm right. Everyone who disagrees with me proves I'm right.

I'm gonna have to disagree with you here. 18- and 19-year-olds are still teens. say what you will about being adults, but semantically (if nothing else) they are still teens.

Of course it's not the onion, it's the potato!