Idk, I was assured that pigs had a chinny-chin-chin.

LMAO, they test the sirens once a month on Wednesday, for anyone unfamiliar.

(Edited, I live real close to one, but I don't really pay attention to the day or frequency. Tons of trains around too, you learn to drown it out.)

My wife does this, sleeps to forensic files every single night. But I describe one gore murder from a horror film and she starts gagging. I just don't understand.

I don't even think he's an asshole, honestly. He just has no filter against stupidity.

Well that seems like a completely justifiable use of force in this situation. /s

Smart of this guy to keep his figurines pristine by putting them in airtight containers!

BRB, gonna go say this to a child with cancer.

The sentiment is that we all have a responsibility to hold our community accountable for this type of behavior.

You can disagree, it is likely a matter of philosophy. I feel a responsibility to try to put more positive influence to the world, and to call out harmful actions. Not everyone does, that is fine too, albeit a little sad.

I'll fight anyone who says 1998 is retro. I'm getting old, but give me a few more years damn.

I mean, more people would come if homie stopped putting beer on the counter to get warm.

Okay wow, I can't believe you actually used the Y word, and I will shit my pants if mods do not immediately ban you for a thousand years.

Okay, kinky and organized, that's nice. But what the fuck is up with the bright pink bike horn? I do not want to know where that thing has been.

"Money"

Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It's just casual American slang.

Man, I am so sorry this is your situation. I won't pretend to really know what advice to give you, other than you should contact adult protective services and see if they can do anything since you are a vulnerable person (aka disabled).

Again, I don't know shit from fuck, but that's where I would start. Idk if the cops would take the threat seriously or not, but you might be able to file a restraining order.

Ironic that he's an actual fucking billionaire at this point.

Funny enough, the term was coined in the 80's

Mainly so I don't have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

Yeah I'm with you here, but like we have a lot less fewer plagues.

Okay I'm lost on this one..