I WISH I COULD HEAR YA OVER THESE HERE BANGING TUNES! 🏴‍☠️

I'm not so bad, thanks for asking - how are you?

Anyone got a light, dropped my keys..

Aye, let me just turn on the sun.

Am I blind?

With my extremely limited, northern England born n bred vocabulary - fucken could not have said it any better. +1

This is my kind of maths, add on p&p, handling, admin and VAT let's it call it a nice round milly. No, no questions at this time sorry.

The 4th is the colonels secret recipe and a list of the 13 different herbs and spices.

From Lancashire, a fucken shame. May you be blessed with infinite pie, peas and steaming hot mugs of Rosie Lee.

I'm unable to contain the level of shock.

Holy fucking.. Aye, aye that's gotta be up there with the worst NSFL I've seen of this conflict.

I never thought I'd witness the birth of a hero. Long Live Glorbo!

I think it's only fitting then that Russian invaders get a sheep carved into their heads.

You could hand deliver them in a sealed envelope but it won't stop the recipient scanning them then sharing them on messenger, texts etc.

You'd need to consider where and how they get shared beyond the person you send them to, to then decide which level of privacy is appropriate. Ultimately, even though others don't recommend WhatsApp (nor would I) - it's maybe the best option in this case. Accessibility, ease of sharing just no guarantees on the encryption because the source is behind closed doors.

May you be blessed with a cup of tea and a biscuit of choice

I left the living room window open for 5 minutes for fresh air.. Fucken ten cent was sat on the sofa enjoying my coffee, petting my fucken dogs be time I came back.

Rumour has it they found tunnels inside them.

Hiking.

Getting up amongst the fells and mountains, mostly in isolation from noise and other people. Sure there's touristy spots where alot head to but there's still plenty of other, maybe slightly more difficult to hike places if you wanted pure zen.

Navigation is important, don't just go up with Google maps expecting her to tell you when the next left is. Get some research done, and head out. Don't overcomplicate things with buying loads of gear that youtubers "recommend", don't send it up a 3000ft hike either. A slight ascent, around a lake - start small, find your feet and grow from there.

The best thing I could ever have started for my mental health.

I can confirm for England.

£1.45 for a fucken loaf of 50/50.

I second boots. I went through 3 cheap pairs of hiking boots (between £40 - £70) all promising the world and dry feet. In the end, sacked it off and bought all leather boots with a vibram sole. Requires maintenance of waxing them but they've had many miles in them now and just as good as day 1.