He ate a bad mushroom. Then fell out a window. Onto some bullets.

I'm unable to contain the level of shock.

The direct cause isn't determined but they didn't die violently or due to poison apparently.

And I know what they mean to say this, via the following:

Sviridov is the latest in a series of critics of the Russian establishment found inexplicably dead

But I think we can probably explain why they are dead: Putie really doesn't like critics.

I heard putin is critical of the army.

someone slipped a little Novichok under their pillows

Did she kill/find him, or was she also found dead?

What a shit awful post title