i declare security!

For everyone with a peloton, you can flash the bike with an aftermarket software.

I'd do anything for love... but I won't do that 😔

That's a bad dragon.

...I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this...

Dude it's been so long since I've seen pedobear.

A word document is xml

Stupid sexy succulents...

You leave window loose, you get the goose!

For reference:

According to the DSM-5, the diagnostic criteria for gender dysphoria include a marked incongruence between one's experienced or expressed gender and their assigned sex, lasting for at least six months, manifested by at least two of the following: a strong desire to be rid of one's primary and secondary sex characteristics, a strong desire for the primary and secondary sex characteristics of the other gender, a strong desire to be of the other gender, a strong desire to be treated as the other gender, and a strong conviction that one has the typical feelings and reactions of the other gender. Key points about gender dysphoria diagnosis: Significant incongruence: There must be a noticeable difference between the individual's experienced gender and their assigned sex. Duration: Symptoms must be present for at least six months. Multiple criteria needed: A diagnosis requires experiencing at least two of the listed criteria. Distress or impairment: The incongruence must cause clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other areas of functioning.

the height of human rights. the ability to scavenge for plants. my brother in christ, this is where we started.

the borg are never going to recover from this.

My grandma, what big gills you have

Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. ..

... ok :(

They were full sized tables but then Bobby dropped them

According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

You should ask Trump, he is a stable genius

My inner mathematician respects Java. The first step in any problem is defining your universe

9/10 emh's say a glass of wine before a glass of wine is good for your health.