Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.
According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.
According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone
Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone
Welcome to the low-cal calzone zone.
QED
Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna
Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?
Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me
So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?
No no, a lasagna needs 3 layers of starches. So like, a burger is a sandwich, but a Big Mac is a lasagna
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So we know that a hotdog is a taco, but what are burritos?
Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches
Wouldn't that be a sandwich since it is only two layers?
Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.
And if you do this twice, you've got a calztwo
Eat it, you'll have a calznone
I'm stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!
Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.
And a curse by Nonna.
You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.
You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.
Calzone
Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.
You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?
I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy
Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.
If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.
Depends on how you orient the pizzas
Sure, but couldn't your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?
One of the major chains sold these as "pizzones," because it's a calzone with a pizza on top. I knew them from a local place as a "smothered calzone."
Stuffed pizza, loaded calzone, club flatbread... all valid
Love me a Papa Murphy's stuffed pizza.
Or a pizzagne
If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.
They won't let you order sloppy steaks. But they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!
pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.
If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.
Or do you become a different kind of sausage?
Just more filling for the turd sausage that is always inside you.
"Lasagnagna"
Depends on how you stack them if it's base to face then yeah, that's just 2 pizzas, but it's its face to face then that's just a round pizza sandwich.
And if you put a beef patty in between, you have a burger.
Then we dip it in a egg wash, bread it and deep fry it.
Now you have heart disease!
I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)
That's just another layer. And yes, I would like to dicuss this further at a party
Not the way I make my lasagnas.
But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you're back to one pixza again.
You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.
So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.
And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.
You have two pizze
Life is unfair :3
Just don't read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.
Cause lassagna is just stacks
Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.
You've been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢
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