Spyke
lemmy.world

...I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this...

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Tomorrow i'll post a wizard casting the "ponders your orbs" and lemmy will break.

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cheddarreply
programming.dev

If you are not ready to seek the knowledge yourself then you shouldn't have it.

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They are seeking it themselves. They literally came in here and asked about it. I on the other hand don’t care enough and so I never asked.

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I posted a few one day and then people started posting more and here we are.

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A fellow orb-ponder connoisseur.
May you orb always shine just the right amount!

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lemmy.ml

These orbs won’t ponder themselves and there’s nothing sadder than an un-pondered orb

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lemmy.world

Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to drink milk?

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lemmy.nz

I'm so close to buying an orb. Pondering without feels so pointless

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parisreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

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lemmy.ml

Please at least write 'orb' somewhere in the title, so we can block it without blocking a whole community.

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pyrereply
lemmy.world

i don't know if it's me getting old or if gen z/α are getting desperate for memes. it's not funny, interesting or communicating anything. i thought hawk tuah was the jumping the shark moment but Jesus this is even worse.

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Maggotyreply
lemmy.world

Really? We all celebrated a dancing banana when we were their age. The Internet is a strange and wonderful place.

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jballsreply
sh.itjust.works

If you were 42 when the dancing banana was popular, then you're old as fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.

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pyrereply
lemmy.world

well there was some effort there, and the internet was new. this is like "why did the chicken cross the road" becoming the most popular joke.

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Maggotyreply
lemmy.world

New generation isn't as good as old generation, a tale as old as time. If our ancient forebears ever come back we'll all be drooling idiots compared to them.

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pyrereply
lemmy.world

I'm not a subscriber to juvenoia; I concede that possibly some of the things I don't understand are due my own distance from the youth and their culture, and that's fine...

It's just that here it seems like I'm not really missing anything. it's just lame and people are clingimg random shit thinking it's funny just because it feels like an inside joke.

or in the case of hawk tuah, a very mundane blonde woman making a mundane sexual reference a bit out of the ordinary... it's a bit like saying "nice" to any mention of 69 except without any hint of the irony.

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We're all just looking for some kind of escape. Sometimes it's the Pirates of Penzance and sometimes it's cheering for the orb.

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flerpreply
lemm.ee

What is your idea of a good meme so we have a frame of reference to compare to

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one that feels naturally evolved rather than forced. or one that has literally any meaning or purpose.

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I'm solidly a millennial and I think it's hilarious. I also enjoy Smiling Friends so maybe I just like bizarre humor.

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I was away for a few days and now I only see orbs everywhere. I would like to know what happened but at this point I'm afraid to ask

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I want a hot Russian mommy to feed me milk until my tummy explodes and sends a big milky tsunami down the hill drowning everyone in its path.

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And to think, this isn't even the worst comment I've read from you today.

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