Satya Nadella: Someone Should Really Stop Us

Don't defame the good name of cock suckers

Nah man, Regan cut the brake lines years before I was born.

And he was much better for it, no?

She helped create the problem, she can fuck herself.

Yeah, I'm for converts, but not MTG. You don't get to come back from "Jewish space lasers started the forest fires". Every day people, sure. But she was an instrumental part of putting the bitch in office a second time. She doesn't get a pass now that she's conveniently "reformed" after leaving her position of power.

Ban selling guns to snakes

That's it, I'm buying a snake.

restaurants are fighting back

Unless it's by raising their prices by 15-20% and paying their employees a living wage, it ain't gonna work. Tipping is moronic.

It's really funny that the bold stance in tech now is essentially, "hey, we won't fuck with our product."

Vivaldi putting up a W by pledging to simply not do anything. It's that easy.

If they truly wanted to meet the changing needs of gamers, they'd just shutter EA entirely. It'd be easier to burn it all down and start over than to fix the endless cascade of problems with how they do business.

"Yeah, we ordered those on Amazon. Do you have any idea how expensive traditional clay pots are? Dumbfucks are just going to drop and break them anyway."

If I was a tragically inept leader that lost a war that I started a few months earlier, I would also not want to appear next to a leader that has maintained through multiple years of war.

Actually, this is an edit. That's a Pomeranian dog, not Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hope this helps!

That's also a surefire way to piss everyone off! It's hilarious to see the extent that restaurants will go to keep the menu price low.

Yeah, I miss the late 00s, when every new tech release was actually fun and exciting. Now it's just "we increased a few specs and shoehorned in an ai feature that no one actually wants"

That is an insane amount of orange(?) slices

Just like that, you get a W!

So if I eat enough chicken nuggets, I can beat usain bolt in a footrace

Damn, if they turn their head while flying fast, the ear drag might just break their neck lol