I used to stutter pretty bad as a kid. Now i just pause like that. People tell me im intense and well spoken, but im just trying really hard to not sound like a skipping cd

Toward the end of Ace Ventura, Ace pretends to be severely mentally ill to get into a mental intistute. Part of his pretending is wearing a tootoo and claiming to be a woman. Along with crazy hair and other insane mannerisms.

In the episode No One Can Hear You (S3E15) Jake has a very bad concussion. Finn tries to fix him later by hitting him again. Jake goes "im a woman im a woman" for a sec because he got hit so hard in the head.

This is transphobic because it equates trans identities with mental illness.

That is intentional. The next step is probably putting it in dolls

There is one scene in an earlier season that comes to mind where he gets bonked, goes a little bananas, and has an Ace Ventura moment. I rewatch adventure time on an almost monthly basis and thats all that comes to mind for him. As a trans woman, it is still a little jarring everytime, but its just a second

Arent those adornments literally just ornate pieces of foam you can get on amazon??? Like literally just ordered in bulk and slapped up lmao

It really blows my mind how many couple cheat simply because they wrent getting something they needed from their partner. No one can do everything for you and thats okay. Monogamy isnt for everyone, despite what traditionalists will say. Just communicate.. cheating is just polyamory with extra steps

Oh, well because their friends run the banks and theyd never be friends with dirty poors that cant even afford their home

.....you know they serve none meat pizzas, right? Like nearly every pizza shop in the entire world.

Love my dumb watch. Had to get a new smartwatch every 3 years or so due to planned obselesence. Spent the same amount on a pretty citizen and have had it for over 5 years. Hasnt even noticably lost time

This is how i found out i was the lesbian aunt in my family

I got about halfway through it and thought about typing it out and decided i dont care. Hes just being roasted about wasting time in school only to still ask stupid questions basically

Oh great, so first diamonds and now you people want to crash the champagne economy. Whats next, mega yachts??? Where is your humanity

They have the resume for it, thats for sure

Well, i live 1200 miles away, so i just decided i didnt care enough. Probably be another one eventually. Also deleted my socials, so never got officially invited.

I used to try to exhale harder than inhaled to mestabolize alcohol faster when i got the spins so i could drink more.

Im 2.5 years sober now lmao

C'est la vie, non?

Wake up babe, new bottom surgery just dopped

Do you think he dyes his hair? Or is that just the power of Ringo

Either get good or get dick cheese, i think is what he was saying

That bernini detail is actually insane. Marble work blows my mind.