They had us in the first half, ngl.

Skipper is good ol' fashioned Debian.

Private would probably use PopOS or maybe Mint.

Kowalski uses Arch btw

Rico 100% compiles Linux From Scratch. How do you think he got that look in his eye?

"Stop climbing this pole!"

"Fine..."

climbs the other pole

Don't DM, reply so we may spread the word.

Schrödinger's versioning: you don't know if it's stable or not until you observe something breaking.

Employees would be too busy hunting down CEOs to import stuff for the company.

This isn't even satire.... The Onion is really struggling to beat actual news in absurdity lately

demonctl stop hellfire
demonctl disable hellfire
demonctl enable regular-fire
demonctl start regular-fire

demonctl set --force body-type=human horns=2 eyes=2 tongue=forked skin=red
demonctl add --object electric-guitar
demonctl speak "play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls"

Nickelback. Hate started as a joke but became real. Not like they're groundbreaking, but they don't deserve the amount of actual hate they got.

Also Korn's dubstep album. Not every song was a hit, but there were quite a few bangers on that track list. Get Up got me into dubstep and still goes hard.

I remember getting pissed that they (Bing, Google, doesn't matter) put one "sponsored" link as the first result. It got me a few times before I started double checking URLs. Now the first page of results is practically useless ads not even related to the query most of the time. Fucking infuriating. Even Qwant will put multiple ads in if you search for a thing. I'm not biting the bullet for another subscription just yet, but paid Kagi lookin' finer by the day.

From their convo, obviously.

Considering horses (and thus horseshoes) came way after the horseshoe crab, we really should rename the horseshoe to "crab shoe" or something and "horseshoe crab" to something else. Ideas welcome.

Never should've come here.

As if this hasn't ever been posted there. This isn't even Facebook; this is MySpace/AOL tier.

"Leeloo Dallas Multipass"

Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.

"tHe PrOgRaM iS sElF dOcUmEnTiNg"

$2000 a month, utilities aren't included

Wonder if they got hertz and decibels confused when they were writing that.