9 days

Finally

This place isn't a bot infested and advertisement strewn hell with cronenburgian user interface that blocks third party readers. The draw that its obscurity prevents the technologically or politically ignorant people from stumbling to it so easily is just a bonus.

You got advertising in my data scraping app!

Easy. You say "unreleased tranches of Epstein's documents and videos remain classified despite the Law. What could be inside?"

Then you put the affidavit accusing him of raping and threatening to murder a 12 year old by implying he's already murdered another 12 year old he raped along with her whole family.

Then you have a former FBI agent explain how far a case has to progress before these things are even collected.

Then you send investigative journalists to look into the mysterious deaths and disappearances of dozens of these women and interview any law enforcement or legal council willing to discuss it.

Or hey I guess aglae.

Ride it over the alps.

Because it's not in any way advice. It's a mantra they say to excuse their empathic atrophy.

It's like an abuser asking why you make them do it.

Nah it's obvious the mannequin can't smoke.

Bro if I ran a coffee subscription service I would be 3 1/2 months into my escape plan.

I'm sure that's in the works.

I don't have much faith in anyone who has ever touched a powdered wig.

I'm not opposed, just keep me out of your magnum opus. 😉

I mean didn't he literally write his political rivals into positions of suffering and misery and make them admit to culpability and guilt?

It's honestly a little more sad than normal pottersmut, it would be like if you wrote about how your bosses son is a Hufflepuff and can't get laid.

Look man if someone comes to found a new language based on Harry Potter smut it won't change what it was.

Those questions are fucking. Wild.

There sure are a lot of people trying to blame the left because their strategy of appealing to the middle failed.

A conservative will eat a bowl of pig shit if a liberal has to smell their breath.

Oh no the consequences of my actions!

JD doesn't care as long as she has a couch.

The point isn't to actually deport these people, it's to give their employers and landlords a powerful tool to exploit them and prevent them from benefitting from any social services.

Commernism is when John Lennon starved A bazillion people and you have no freedom!

Capitalism is when tiddies burger truck football!