Protip: don't use of using an asterisks for footnotes. There is Markdown syntax for that:

Main[^1] text[^2]

[^1]: First footnote.
[^2]: Second comment.

It gets rendered like this:

Main¹ text²

Note that the footnotes don't have to be at the bottom of the comment. You an put each in a paragraph immediately after its usage, and the Markdown renderer will still put them at the bottom.

I draw the line at needless deviations from meme formats.

Eat more apples

Now imagine having to do this under literal pressure while trying to configure the Logitech controller for your submarine.

Credit: Adult Children

• * Boasts about listening to both sides of the argument *
• * Doesn't even bother to read and understand the Xweet they are replying to *

Personally I'm glad Hitler is dead but I don't approve of the person who shot him.

Very unrealistic. How come he's still alive after talking back to a cop while being black?

C# should actually be "What Java said, except it's ICrackable".

Too much trouble. Just uninstall the entire OS.

They should not be getting death threat from employees. They should be getting legal threats from the SEC, and prosecuted for insider trading.

If I wake the morning people up I'd have to spend time with them, which kind of defeats the purpose of being a night person.

She feared the impact a theft charge, though small, would have on her financial career.

Wild that a false accusation, after being proven as false at the court of law, can still impact one's career.

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