The real horror is nobody having VCRs to watch them

Tell your folks I says hi

I was gifted a book called "Pointing at the Moon" that was filled with these things. Stuff like "A student was asked by a master, "what was you're face before you were born? The student walked to a river, saw his face reflected in the water, and was enlightened." Like wtf is that supposed to mean? Lol.

I didn't even understand the title of the book until I saw this meme.

No chance he lives that long

Wait until you find out a grill utensil is called a spatula but a tool to mix baking ingredients is also called a spatula.

Forgot the 30 year old coffee maker, you have to bring your own beans tho

The bill WILL come due for him. My bet is he flees back to South Africa, where he will be captured and beaten to death. Get it on Kalshi I'll throw $5 on it lol.

Dang i forgot about that. Must be time for another re-watch

That's the only hope I'm really holding out for. Everything they've tried to do has been sloppy and disorganized, they're unintentionally pushing the world towards EVs and renewables.

Odd strategy wishing death on the oppressed but go off or whatever. How does it look from that "moral highground" of yours?

I say "moral highground" because its easy to sit behind your cpu screen and say people just need to "grow a pair" as if it's just that easy. As if chastizing people at a no kings protest is any more effective than holding a sign at one. Extremely naive and simplistic view of the world if you think its that easy to just overthrow the government with the biggest military industrial complex in the world.

Im assuming youre not American? Why dont you come over and show us how its done then? You make it sound so easy you should be to get it all done in just a few days, a week max.

Full self driving by 2016 guaranteed!!

Dudes at my work unironically saying "that was the coolest shit i ever seen," and that they "cant wait to see them on the road."

So I guess his "demo" worked as planned on his target audience.

Equally insane lol

First I would rip out like 50 pages and give them to one of my closest friends to use as he sees fit. I trust him entirely.

Second I would write my own name in the deathnote, that I will die a peaceful death of natural causes at 100 years old. This will prevent anyone from writing my name in a deathnote since I don't know how many others could be out there, and once someone's name is written it cannot be written again.

But how would I use it? Tough question. You kill one dictator and an even worse one takes their place. There will always be wealthy people. Killing the top 1% just means there's new people who are considered the top 1%. It would have to be some type of behavioral conditioning. Where everyone in the world is aware of some kind of super natural killer, but they only kill those who cause consistent and deliberate harm to others. I guess kind of like what Light wanted to do. Except I'd ignore the police entirely. Some dude named "Lind L. Taylor" is talking shit about me on TV? Cool.

Light's biggest weakness was his ego. Too easily goaded into making mistakes. I'm fully aware I would be "giving up my humanity". But instead of thinking about myself as a "God" I'd treat myself more as a "steward". Someone doing out of some kind of obligation. I have the power to affect real change in the world, I'd be remissed if I didn't at least TRY to do something.

They've been comprised. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate the IMF and remove compromised agents by any means necessary. If you are captured or killed the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck. This message will self-destruct in 5....

People who make unprovoked personal attacks always have the best arguments :D

But why stop at video games? Stop watching so much sports, stop watching all television and only do what I deem appropriate.

I'm glad you compulsively responded to every positive comment to tell them how wrong they are and how bad volunteering is.

No you're thinking of "alpha bros" on tik tok or Twitter. They legit believe wiping your ass after you shit is gay since you are technically touching a man's ass. No they won't use a bidet either.