"I can't select the proper option in the dropbox, it doesn't exist anymore" -> sends me a screenshot of the missing item

get on website, the item is right there for me to select

log into database, there's nothing wrong, everything is as should be

recieve new message: "I can select it now, thanks for your prompt fix!"

thanks man, I did nothing

France belongs in its own group: the best. No you guys are not invited. Keep hating :D

Bruh.

If your kid is getting traumatized because she can't find their phone, you need to take it away from them permanently.

the key is to not talk to people

Being lost at sea for 30 days is the therapy

I get an unsupervised toddler eating something they shouldn't have been able to get to in the first place...

A 13 years old should at least have a functional brain.

Look I didn't get a job because I needed work, I got one because I need money.

America is such a funny place. From the outside it looks amazing and advanced and all techy and freedom and stuff but every time you learn something about it you realize it's really a lipstick covered dead rotten pig.

Because fuck you.

• middle management.

It's like an ongoing slow motion trainwreck and I can't help but stare

My favorite part of Linux troubleshooting is you get to enter all these command line commands that barely make sense and in the end nothing works because they're meant for glibktw-6.32ajqx_rc4.1 but in the three weeks since that obscure forum post was made, every distro moved to glibktw-6.32ajqx_mgtk+2 and nothing works anymore.

France's 80 years of nuclear waste takes about the space of an Olympic swimming pool and half.

In a millena, it'll be 150 swimming pools, and that's assuming we haven't found a way to repair/reuse/recycle it in 1000 years. Or not decided to just yeet it on the nearest inhospitable planet via railcannon or something.

Nuclear waste is a non issue.

The shittiest tomato I have grown still taste 10x better than store bought ones.

I need the sauce of the pic.

Here is a better choices:

1. don't vote for these Nazi fucks

That's the better choice.

This was my TED talk

Unless there's a specific thing you need in the newer versions, there's no point upgrading. Use the framework you started with. Make your next project with the new framework.

if the alpha males could read, they're be very angry at your comment.

Cities: "ugh, toilets are so expensive to maintain. Remove them."

Cities: "everything smells like piss now :("

If there is no toilets available, a wall or a bush does the trick just fine. I ain't going to rupture my fucking bladder because some bean counter decided to count beans.

Not true, we the French don't care you hate us.

If anything, your hate makes us stronger.