Spyke
lemmy.world

Depends on the arena I guess

I am wondering about the logic of cutting chicken out for it being weak, yet still consuming unborn, and assumedly weaker still, chickens

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lemmy.sdf.org

He didn't say chicken eggs. Maybe he eats ostrich eggs. Ostrich is a good strong manly bird!

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If you ever seen an emu up close you can see why. I'm not sure to what extent birds are dinosaurs, and to what extent they're actually a different species, but if any bird is a dinosaur it's the emu. Albeit an incredibly stupid and aggressive dinosaur.

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Maybe with some gravity assist?

Or velocity assist?

Supposing you hard boiled one…

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lemmy.world

Eating unborn weaker chickens lets you eat their future, their potential. Thus you take what they could be which is more powerful than just taking what they are as a chicken.

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This is why Hillary Clinton consumes the fetuses of the children she molests in her underground pizza restaurant basement network, to consume their life force. This is why eggs are so expensive.

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Victorreply
lemmy.world

Eggs have every single vitamin you need in a day, except vitamin C, and lots of protein I guess. I presume those vitamins have been consumed by the hatched chicken. Not sure about the biochemistry here but I assume the vitamins are then "spent". I hope someone will correct me if I'm wrong.

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9point6reply
lemmy.world

That may be true, but I can't think of a single opponent that wouldn't best an egg in a versus fight

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Mothrareply
mander.xyz

Is this fight of flavor or physical strength? Of course anyone can crush an egg, but not just anyone tastes better.

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Giving this person all of the doubts and then some: Chicken often get fed estrogen to force their growth. I believe, traces of this estrogen can still be found in the meat. And then there was also a myth that this estrogen could affect the cup size, in both women and men.

So, maybe there's some half-knowledge of a myth in there and that's why their misbelief, that avoiding estrogen makes them manly, somehow lead them to cut out chicken meat...?

To give any source at all, this looks like a pretty comprehensive discussion, although no idea if it is trustworthy: https://featheredfarmlife.com/chicken-and-hormones-separating-fact-from-fiction/

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It's hard to explain but that's sort of before they're born. You get to absorb the essence of the entire life that they would have had ahead of them.

An adult chicken has already lived most of their life. All you're getting is weakness from old age.

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Jerkfacereply
lemmy.world

Chickens are so weak they just let you eat their babies.

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If you are eating the fertilised ones then you're just back around to eating chicken again.

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Kalotharreply
lemmy.ca

It’s clearly based on the ratio of circumference to diameter. For an oval/egg shape similar to pi although not constant.

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Looks like I’m the real dinasour for not keeping up with the times.

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If you want to be a true alpha carnivore, only eat things that would be a challenge to kill in combat.

The Nazis presumably tried to bring the aurochs back from extinction because they had the same brainworms.

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I'm probably in a bubble but it seems like most people online these days are so fine with vegetarian / vegan options that now the "beef heads" have become the annoying vegans of food health discussion

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That's funny. I lost a lot of weight partly by eating a ton more chicken. It's high in protein, lean, and healthy. It's like a perfect food.

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